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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

posted 1/2/2008 6:32:22 PM |
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  MissMisty


A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

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JamalLewis

Jan 2 @ 6:38PM  
Hahahahaha. God, if my professor ever said this to a girl during anatomy lecture, that would be sooooo awkward and hilarious at the same time.
max49

Jan 2 @ 6:43PM  
That is funny Misty. Thank you for sharing and a kudo for you.
Ewe_Wish

Jan 2 @ 6:49PM  
daytona3829

Jan 2 @ 7:49PM  
Made me year so far. Thanks
DarkDesires99

Jan 2 @ 8:01PM  

Well that puts a spin on bagging a trophy.
Brokenarrow345

Jan 2 @ 8:07PM  
It's kinda like the old joke...

Q. What does a stripper do with her ass before going to work?

A. She drops him off at band practice.
borachone

Jan 2 @ 8:36PM  
Hmm must be that Rocky mountain spring water either that or you're sick and demented like the rest of us Good one MM
sugarnspice005

Jan 2 @ 8:42PM  


That was a good one!!!!!!!!!



kudo to you.........just don't let DeDe see it.
free2spoilu

Jan 2 @ 10:40PM  
Now there is a woman who is or has been from the south!!!!!
TheLastTrueGentleman

Jan 3 @ 12:22AM  
I'm from Minnesota, and that sounds just about right. lmao. Thank you for sharing it.
dmbradley1978854

Jan 3 @ 12:31AM  

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Involuntary Muscular Contractions