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The Sultan of Bekar............ The richest, the wisest, the most powerful man
In a vast country........snuggled deeper into his silks and cushions and lamented
His fate.
Here he was. An exalted ruler with millions of devoted people ready to
Sacrifice themselves in a moment at the mention of his name.........and he
Was unhappy! He owned a roomful of precious Jewels. His walls were
Lined with priceless paintings. So much of the rarest of wines bubbled gaily in his wine cellar that he could float an armada on the sparkling liquid. Over two hundred
Of the most beautiful girls in his empire graced his Harlem and he could have
Ten times that number had he so desired. Moreover, he was so beloved by his
People that every year countless virgins took their lives in despair at the
Thought that they could not be chosen.

He was an educated man too, with a learned appreciation of the arts carefully acquired from the world's most accomplished tutors. He was well -read. Possessed a keen memory, was a delightful conversationalist, and he was handsome to boot.
Never lived a king who owned more, had more, or could avail himself of more
Than the Sultan of Bekar.
By God it is the little things."complained the Sultan , "if it was not for the little
Things. I would be happy.Here I sit ----and most awkwardly, I admit, because of the circumstances----and I am miserable and wretched and I can confide in no one.

"It is so ridiculous, really that I am prone to laugh myself at my discomfiture. But
It is no laughing matter. I must suffer in silence;..........must grit my teeth and bear the pain and tell no one. How could I, the great Sultan of Bekar, confess to a physician that I suffer from piles? I? Who owns the world? The body that is a
Symbol of power and perfection to millions---can, it, too be susceptible to the basest of human ills? Anyone of a thousand surgeons would be grateful for the honor of serving me, and yet I must nor reveal my weakness. I must maintain my pride and suffer the pain without complaint. "Yesterday. Hoyka--- the most mysterious curtain. I too have soared with the ecstatic thoughts of profound men.
Therefore I feel I can distinguish between superficial pride and the demand of station.

"Modesty or embarrassment or observance of conventional morals keep me from appearing naked before others.None of these apply to the problem of my piles which so vexes me. How so?--you may ask.
The Sultan of Bekar is clean--he bathes twice daily, and his people are aware of that fact. They know he eats only wholesome food--- however rare, however expensive, however luxurious. It is still wholesome.
The finest of wines grace his table.
Veritably, the hours of enchanted isles dance for the Sultan at his will and too
His mood.
"The doctor may come and say, you need more rest sire, the strains of court should be forgotten for awhile.' Or he may say ; your heart bears a heavy load under all your exertions.Such things I may accept as a matter of course. But
It would be rather awkward for the doctor to tell me; Your embarrassing --- and
Annoying---ah, illness is ah, due to certain indiscretions like--ah, er, sedentary
Habits -- begging your pardon sire--or ah, to certain excesses involving the emotions with your forgiveness sire--or, ah, that I s the failure of certain, ah, organs which may cause irritations.

"The doctor may examine a sultan's heart with dignity and thump the emperors chest without losing a sense of balance, but there is no means of achieving the proper nonchalance when the doctor must examine a sultans hemorroids.
So mused the Sultan of Bekar as he sat gingerly among his cushions.....proving that little things bother even great men.

Bill



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