Men...and the Art of Creative Storytelling posted 12/30/2007 2:47:17 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: whig

DickSlippery

Men are such fucking liars. I'm not really prepared 2 go all out and pass judgement on every swinging dick out there, but it iz pretty fucking close, I gotta tell U. Sometimes the motherfuckers will lie just 2 do it. They'll make some shit up when the truth would have worked just as well. Don't ask me why...I'd tell U, but it would probably be a lie.

Sometimes we are lying becuz we want 2 get a little pussy on the sly and don't want 2 be bothered with shit like fidelity and marraige vows and all that fucking crap U women hold so dear. Other times we lie simply becuz we don't want our buddies 2 know we got drunk and banged some 600 pound black bitch off of the internet (even though we both know that wuz some GOOD fucking pussy...), or even worse...that we occasionally like 2 take a cock in the ass. A lot of motherfuckers lie about that little nugget, I am quite sure.

And I'm not absolving women of thier sins here, BTW. I understand that there are some lying fucking bitches out there, it just seems 2 me that men are more inclined 2 do so, 4 whatever reason. Hell...I may be out of my tree on this one. The data could be skewed. I could be back on the crack. Who can really fucking say?

I am about 2 be faced with the opportunity 2 either be honest with my woman or lie as usual. I made plans 2 meet some bitch next weekend. Rather than sneak around, I have decided that I am just going 2 be honest about it. The stress I will be avoiding by not lying about it should be worth the price of admission alone!

Cuz here iz the deal. I am going 2 meet this broad and barring something un4seen I I'm probably going 2 end up with my tongue up her ass. At least, that's what I am fucking hoping 4! I am hoping she lets me lick, stick and dick her in all manner of wayz and means...

Or...I could also be talked N2 letting her pose 4 my blog. Let's not 4get that.

I'll let U know how it goes.

Keeping U posted

DS

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