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posted 12/30/2007 8:24:03 AM |
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Some daze I write these fucking blogs just 2 keep myself in the mind's eye. I don't really have anything fucking useful 2 say, but I can't let U know that 2 soon, can I?

Oops...that fucking snuck up on me, huh?

I'm trying 2 talk MsHelle N2 becoming one of the models 4 my SlipperyBitch layouts over on blogger. Anyone who has any influence in that department? Ur assistance will be greatly appreciated...

U know...I haven't even really brought up the fact that when I joined this so-called free site God only knows how fucking long ago that I wuz promised pissing and midgets, not necessarily in that order. I'm just saying...if U want 2 point fingers...

I think I need 2 go beat off or something. Since neither of the two local freaks I know seems 2 be online at the moment, and I'm not allowed 2 talk 2 Mrs. Parker anymore cuz we spend WAY 2 much time mentally banging eachother (U think I won't fuck Ur knocked up ass? Try me, bitch!)

I really am kinda overly horny right now. I don't even know why, really. There's no reason 4 it. Nothing different going on...I just got a bee in my bonnet, I suppose!

Fucking shit - and now my slutty neighbor just came home! Awww - there;s no way this iz going 2 end up with me getting fucking laid. It never duz.

Thats all 4 now, I suppose. Until next time I will just keep on

Keeping U posted


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Dec 30 @ 9:06AM  
Come and get it fucker!!!! I'm waiting!!!!

Dec 30 @ 9:54AM  
OMG...This bitch duzn't even know! I would so have U squirting milk while U were riding my cock, darling. That's not even bringing up what U'll be squirting once I stick it in that big ASS of Urs! Come here and let me smack it one time, baby!!!


Dec 30 @ 10:31AM  
Just so you know, you misread the "about us" section. It isn't pissing and midgets. It's pissing midgets. Teenee and Tinee LePeepee, from France. I tell you, these gals must have bladders the size of an F-250 gas tank. You know the old saying, "When it rains, it pours?" Well that's not the half of it. I'm not a big Golden Shower fan myself, so I just have pee on each other. It's fuckin' awesome. They have that cute little helium voice but with French accents. Pissin'. Giglin'. More pissin'. More gigglin'. What a trip! Can I just tell you how impressed all my friends are when I open the hamper and turn em loose? I'm the God damned Mayor, I am! I will admit, it gets boring after a while, and I won't fuck em because I feel like I just landed in XXX Oz when I try.The actualy started singing that "We represent..." song so I had to send em packin. The ladies might like to oknow they have two twin older brothers who do the same piss routine but they sing the damned "Ooompa loompa" song! ( This is what I have heard at least) Apparently, their Wonka Bars are more intriguing than their sisters Lemon Drops, if ya catch my drift. But anywy- the Pissing Midgets are back at home and I 'm sure they would be willing to let you "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"... You have fun now.


Dec 30 @ 12:57PM  
OMG DS has met his match in MICA.......... that was too funny ...

Dec 30 @ 1:22PM  
It’s a small world after all!

Dec 30 @ 2:25PM  
Um, happy new year?

Dec 30 @ 8:25PM  
geez Dick my photographer went home to Ireland for Christmas and I haven't found a replacement yet. Hold your damn jizz until I can get some new stuff done for you to pull your pudd to.


Dec 31 @ 1:14AM  
If it will help speed shit up I could start whining like a little bitch...I know how that just gets Ur panties all wet and whatnot...


Dec 31 @ 2:18AM  
midget porn....ya gotta luv it

Dec 31 @ 2:25AM  
ooo Dick, I've got a strapon just waiting on that ass if you start whining!! I can't stand a whiney ass man - so I might add a penis gag to that strapon session if you don't settle down.

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WTF iz This Clown Talking About?