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Warning- This profile may or may not contain falsified, inaccurate and/or blatant misinformation and may lead to confusion, coma and possibly death. OK.I'm popular! Passion, for me, is a new type of cold cereal to try. If you think I joke then just try and pry the box outta my hands some morning. I'll fight ya like a gang member before I call "uncle" and relinquish the box. My other addiction? The juicey goodness of oranges.some have Heroin, some have Booze What else about me? -I wash my hair every two weeks. -I have a glass eye, so don't pick on my sunglasses because I wear them at night. -I have a line between my left thigh and buttock and I got it from a sabre duel. -I have bruises all over my body from paint ball wars. -I was fortunate enough to be born with a decreased sense of time urgency, so I always arrive fashionably late. -I live in my parents basement ( don't judge, they let me out for church related activities!) -I have never held a job in my life because my job is getting yelled at by my parents. -I drive way to fast. At least that is what the last police officer told me after shouting at me to "just throw the keys outta the car" via megaphone. Oh yeah I have a tattoo.but not one they will giggle at when they turn me over in the nursing home. Finally, my favorite hobby is gluing quarters to the floor at the mall and just sitting back for the show. I obviously have 100's of girls but don't let that stop you.I am looking for a freak who wants to start her own tribe so I can bear his demon seed

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Dec 28 @ 7:39AM  
You're clever.. I'll grant ya that.

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