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posted 12/27/2007 3:21:06 PM |
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Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine

And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS

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Dec 27 @ 3:29PM  
I like when they come home and simply say, "Spread 'em!!"

Dec 27 @ 3:35PM  
Here have some wine....lets fuck....

Dec 27 @ 3:45PM  
Safest yet have some wine with these chocolate truffles!
Let me rub your feet, then your back and finally…
just lie back, and then “lets fuck!”

Dec 27 @ 4:19PM  
DANGEROUS: More than a mouthfull is a waste

Dec 27 @ 6:08PM  
I'm going to have to remember this list.

Dec 27 @ 6:14PM  

Dec 27 @ 8:01PM  
Thanks for posting that list!

I had lost mine a while back.

*wanders out muttering I need more wine*

Dec 27 @ 8:09PM  
chocolate is always good.. hummmmm maybe a chocolate wine...

Dec 27 @ 8:38PM  
I'm not real sure why, but a glass of wine sounds realy good right now.....anyone got any chocolate to go with it?

Dec 27 @ 11:16PM  


Dec 28 @ 2:00AM  

Where would you like to go for dinner ?
WoW look at you
Here's my pay check.
Can I make you some Hot Chocolate ?
Um, uh, wanna, you know

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