Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine
 And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS 
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Ashinatrix
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Dec 27 @ 3:29PM
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I like when they come home and simply say, "Spread 'em!!" 
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borty293
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Dec 27 @ 3:35PM
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Here have some wine....lets fuck.... 
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DarkDesires99
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Dec 27 @ 3:45PM
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Safest yet have some wine with these chocolate truffles!
Let me rub your feet, then your back and finally…
just lie back, and then “lets fuck!” 
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RuffRiding
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Dec 27 @ 4:19PM
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DANGEROUS: More than a mouthfull is a waste 
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StraddleMyNose
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Dec 27 @ 6:08PM
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I'm going to have to remember this list.
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onehornytoad69
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Dec 27 @ 6:14PM
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 THX!
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 27 @ 8:01PM
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Thanks for posting that list! 
I had lost mine a while back. 
*wanders out muttering I need more wine*
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redbronze
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Dec 27 @ 8:09PM
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chocolate is always good.. hummmmm maybe a chocolate wine...
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casuallylooking
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Dec 27 @ 8:38PM
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I'm not real sure why, but a glass of wine sounds realy good right now.....anyone got any chocolate to go with it?
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Ewe_Wish
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Dec 27 @ 11:16PM
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NightOfOld
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Dec 28 @ 2:00AM
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Where would you like to go for dinner ?
WoW look at you 
Here's my pay check.
Can I make you some Hot Chocolate ?
Um, uh, wanna, you know
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