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A Wee Scottish Joke

posted 12/21/2007 4:58:36 PM |
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A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!' The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!' The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: 'Walk.' The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, 'Run ye lazy bastard run!? The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, 'He can't run -- he has four balls'. The Scot stands up and screams: 'Walk with pride, Laddie!'

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Dec 21 @ 5:11PM  

Dec 21 @ 5:11PM  
Now thats funny! Thx!

Dec 21 @ 5:22PM  

Dec 21 @ 5:23PM  

Dec 21 @ 5:29PM  
Oh My Gosh!!! This was funny, and never heard it before....

Dec 21 @ 6:17PM  
LMFAO Good one sweetie and worth a kudo.

Dec 21 @ 6:25PM  
I do love the Scotts! !!

Dec 21 @ 10:39PM  
That is too funny!!!!!!!

A green thing-a-ma-jiggy for ya sis....just don't let DeDe know.

Dec 21 @ 11:45PM  
Oh believe me I do

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