A man came home from work a couple of hours early one day. Thinking of what a novelty this was as it had been many many years of his day to day routine. Quietly he interred his home with the hopes of surprising his wife just a little. Once inside he was met with the unusual sound of thump thump thump and her hysterical laughter coming from their upstairs bedroom. Bursting with curiosity the man ran up the stairs and into the bedroom. There he found his bride totally naked jumping up and down on the bed while giggling wildly. GOOD LORD WOMAN he shouted HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? Well honey she replied I have just come from getting my mammogram and my doctor says I am totally clear and that I have the breasts of a sixteen year old. With that the husband asked sarcastically just what does your doctor think of that sixty year old ass of yours? Not missing a beat she looked him straight in the eye and replied. OH WELL SWEETIE HE DIDN’T MENTION YOU AT ALL…
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