A toad and a frog went to a whorehouse and got laid. Three days later, the toads dick turned a bright yellow, and the frogs dick turned a deep red, they proceed to walk to the doctors house down the street and found he had left for the week to go on a golfing trip. The frog, frustrated, started to walk home. The toad decided to find help elsewhere...thinking it over, the frog turned around and tried to catch up to the toad.
The toad met a wicked witch, and asker her if she could cure the yellow dick syndrome...she told him to go down the road, and follow the signs until he came to the land of Oz...once there, the great and powerful Wizard would cure him. He thanked the witch and started his journey.
Five minutes later the frog met the witch and asked her if she would cure his red dick syndrome...she replied. "No I can't but the great and powerful Wizard of Oz could." The frog so happy to hear this asked how to get there. The witch replied, "Follow the yellow-dick toad."
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