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Night before Christmas

posted 12/16/2007 1:25:21 AM |
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  alybai42

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house;
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse.

Dad drinking whiskey,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
That I sprang from my piece
To see what was the mater!

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of Hell,
I knew right away
That the fat fucker fell.

He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney
With one hell of a fart;
That son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he flew out of sight;
Shouting "piss on you all,
Have a hell of a night!"

Merry Christmas!

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coltsfootball

Dec 16 @ 4:00AM  
MARRRY CHRISTMASS
DeDe54

Dec 16 @ 4:50AM  


OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M EVEN SNORTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE ONE ALY!!!!

And i'm gonna give you a green thingy ma bob!!
Lisa46

Dec 16 @ 7:11AM  
that was great!! What ya doing up so early????
alybai42

Dec 16 @ 9:16AM  
And i'm gonna give you a green thingy ma bob!!


Thanks DeDe for sharing with me..When do I get to trade it in for sex


What ya doing up so early????

I was at the Eagles last night after work..so I was up late..I only had 3 beers
Looking4ever

Dec 16 @ 9:38AM  
When do I get to trade it in for sex

Ya don't. They are the anti sex, remember?
borty293

Dec 16 @ 11:16AM  
Now that was funny as hell.. Sounds like somebody's watching too much Jerry Springer....
alybai42

Dec 16 @ 11:17AM  
Ya don't. They are the anti sex, remember?


I am giving DeDe back her kudo then..
alybai42

Dec 16 @ 11:18AM  
Sounds like somebody's watching too much Jerry Springer


Not me..I don't watch that show

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