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posted 12/15/2007 10:04:15 PM |
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Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below:
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19): Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful- they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish andOkra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an over whelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20): You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy.You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybenot.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21): Crawfish is a watersign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23): Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23): Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones.You Catfish are never easy people to understand.You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things; that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23): You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man.Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility

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Lisa46

Dec 15 @ 10:12PM  
OMG I'm a POSSUM
borty293

Dec 15 @ 10:13PM  
Well ...looks like I'm moon pie...the front porch dude and forget about the arobics...I'd rather do the hip thing...yanno the old in and out....
casuallylooking

Dec 15 @ 10:16PM  
I'm a Butter Bean? I hate butter beans....eeew. lol

Well at least I play well , I mean get along well with everyone.
Looking4ever

Dec 15 @ 10:16PM  
I'm a chitlin and it says I go best with catfish and okra. However, I've got a thing for armadillo...
Ewe_Wish

Dec 15 @ 10:18PM  
You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility
Ummm Lisa...............
DesertSmile

Dec 15 @ 10:18PM  
Ohhh...not sure I want to be a Chitlin

borty293

Dec 15 @ 10:21PM  
I'll be your armidillo Lookn....
sugarnspice005

Dec 15 @ 10:28PM  
I'm a boiled peanut??

Lisa46

Dec 15 @ 10:31PM  
hey dayna quit tryin to fix me up with another gurl you are the ARMADILLO
buellriders69

Dec 15 @ 10:44PM  
we are both boiled penuts... damn i new I loved this woman... guess that explains why...
lildevilgirl19

Dec 15 @ 10:44PM  
im a catfish lol
XD
Ewe_Wish

Dec 15 @ 10:47PM  
hey dayna quit tryin to fix me up with another gurl
I know but your a possum, Lisa, and mine says......

but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility

You silly girl..........
ladybootscooter

Dec 15 @ 10:55PM  
Would seem there are quite a few of us chitlins on here!!!
rescueremedy

Dec 15 @ 11:02PM  
Cute, I`m a boll weevil
redbronze

Dec 15 @ 11:34PM  
I'm a Chitlin too.. ACK.. I guess I will have to ask some of the teachers from Louisanna how to cook em up...
sumdaysoon

Dec 16 @ 12:17AM  
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility

armadillo here............kinky mating with a pussum.......i think i spelled that right..........
DeDe54

Dec 16 @ 1:03AM  
OMG OMG OMG, I'm a butter bean! I wonder if that means that they know I have gained like 1 million lbs??
alybai42

Dec 16 @ 1:28AM  
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19): Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful- they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish andOkra.

bentan

Dec 16 @ 2:53AM  
Ah I'm Okra. Food-wise I really like Okra and Catfish in a sour curry. Yum!
Angel_45304

Dec 16 @ 4:33AM  
I'm a boiled peanut
RuffRiding

Dec 16 @ 6:48AM  


Im an ARMADILLOW


Nice boots___ Are they Tony Llama
onehornytoad69

Dec 16 @ 7:48AM  
Got Grits?
Hmmmm, I can deal with that..! Though I do Love Eating Butter beans and Catfish!!!
NachoBaby

Dec 16 @ 8:25AM  
I's a crawfish and I give very very good heads? I r confuzzled.
ladybootscooter

Dec 16 @ 11:43PM  
Nice boots___ Are they Tony Llama

Main pic is Justin's, I like ropers better for every day working boots, I do have dress boots that are Justins, still have some Nocona riding boots too, they're actually my favorites.
MamMan

Dec 17 @ 4:07AM  
EXCELLENT BLOG, dear lady!!!!!


Now, us Sons of the South can understand that high-falutin' starstuff.....

There is a dish on your list that I would not mind eatin'.....
bandengor

Dec 17 @ 11:18AM  
WOOHOO I'm an Armadillo!

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