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posted 12/15/2007 12:56:53 PM |
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Well folks...with all this talk about philosopy, politics and cliques...I thought now would be a good time to introduce my new invention..The Vibrating Butt Plug. It is available in all colors and has several speeds. If by chance you feel the need to pass wind, there's no need to worry about expulsion as it has a specially designed wind tunnel complete with a digital recording device that plays all your favorite tunes, just like your cell phone...for example ...Beethovens Fifth, AC/DC'S Highway To Hell or and all time favorite Stairway To Heaven. If you send your panties to me , I will sew the butt plugs into your favortie panites at know extra cost....Your Spiritual Advisor ...Sir Professor Borty....

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Dec 15 @ 1:00PM  
now have you tested these Borty?? I mean I hate to hear about explosions again I mean just sayinnnnn

Dec 15 @ 1:02PM  
I am concerned, Professor Borty, after the last lawsuit......that this new item will catch on fire...........have you spent a lot of test time with this to quarentee that there will be no malfunctions of this product...........and do you offer gift cards.........

Dec 15 @ 1:05PM  
What about vibrating panties?????????

Dec 15 @ 1:07PM  
Don't worry gals ...I have personally tested the device for a full week and have found know a abnormalities....

Dec 15 @ 1:09PM  
Herr Professor - how about a remote one to place in certain people's orifaces to get them to loosen up??


Dec 15 @ 1:10PM  
As a matter of fact Sunshine...I am in the process of developing vibrating panties as we speak...perhaps I could use you as a test subject....

Dec 15 @ 1:13PM  
Yes..MsHelle...I have found it to work as an excellant laxitive....

Dec 15 @ 1:27PM  
It is not new, only the sound aspect is.

But assuming you really did this, are there youtube videos available of you testing it?

Dec 15 @ 1:27PM  
I am in the process of developing vibrating panties as we speak

Oh? Maybe they'll be ready in time for my birthday!

Dec 15 @ 2:18PM  
Professor Borty I have but one concern ... will my balls get in the way?

Dec 15 @ 2:50PM  

Borty your the man. You crack me up .

Dec 15 @ 3:21PM  
my boss is 1 tight asshole...........would it make him smile ???

Dec 15 @ 4:06PM  
Need help? I mean Ewe.. needs back up right?

Dec 15 @ 5:11PM  
Vibrating Panties??? Did I read that correctly??? Borty, I'm putting in an advanced order of 8 pair please!!! I've sent the payment to you through PayPal!!!!

Dec 15 @ 6:28PM  
vibrating butt plug you say proffessor Borty.?

not for this lil black duck, you can shove that up yer ass !

Dec 15 @ 7:29PM  
hmmmmmm...I don't know Professor Borty..after that macho fiasco.........are you 100% positively sure this thing works?

Now...the vibrating panties.......I'd like to put in an advance order too...

Dec 30 @ 5:29PM  
Borty, I'm putting in an advanced order of 8 pair please!!!
LOL She's gonna double 'em up on Sunday.

Dec 30 @ 6:34PM  
Hey can you make one shaped like DuhDuhDubbya's head? That would sell great at the DNC!

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