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Vibrating Butt Plug

posted 12/15/2007 12:56:53 PM |

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borty293

Well folks...with all this talk about philosopy, politics and cliques...I thought now would be a good time to introduce my new invention..The Vibrating Butt Plug. It is available in all colors and has several speeds. If by chance you feel the need to pass wind, there's no need to worry about expulsion as it has a specially designed wind tunnel complete with a digital recording device that plays all your favorite tunes, just like your cell phone...for example ...Beethovens Fifth, AC/DC'S Highway To Hell or and all time favorite Stairway To Heaven. If you send your panties to me , I will sew the butt plugs into your favortie panites at know extra cost....Your Spiritual Advisor ...Sir Professor Borty....

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Lisa46

Dec 15 @ 1:00PM

now have you tested these Borty?? I mean I hate to hear about explosions again I mean just sayinnnnn

Ewe_Wish

Dec 15 @ 1:02PM

I am concerned, Professor Borty, after the last lawsuit......that this new item will catch on fire...........have you spent a lot of test time with this to quarentee that there will be no malfunctions of this product...........and do you offer gift cards.........

Sunshinegal35

Dec 15 @ 1:05PM

What about vibrating panties?????????

borty293

Dec 15 @ 1:07PM

Don't worry gals ...I have personally tested the device for a full week and have found know a abnormalities....

MsHelle

Dec 15 @ 1:09PM

Herr Professor - how about a remote one to place in certain people's orifaces to get them to loosen up??

M.

borty293

Dec 15 @ 1:10PM

As a matter of fact Sunshine...I am in the process of developing vibrating panties as we speak...perhaps I could use you as a test subject....

borty293

Dec 15 @ 1:13PM

Yes..MsHelle...I have found it to work as an excellant laxitive....

Wordsofwit

Dec 15 @ 1:27PM

It is not new, only the sound aspect is.

But assuming you really did this, are there youtube videos available of you testing it?

Looking4ever

Dec 15 @ 1:27PM

I am in the process of developing vibrating panties as we speak

Oh? Maybe they'll be ready in time for my birthday!

bentan

Dec 15 @ 2:18PM

Professor Borty I have but one concern ... will my balls get in the way?

NightOfOld

Dec 15 @ 2:50PM

Borty your the man. You crack me up .

mrknowuwell

Dec 15 @ 3:21PM

my boss is 1 tight asshole...........would it make him smile ???

onehornytoad69

Dec 15 @ 4:06PM

Need help? I mean Ewe.. needs back up right?

ValentineGirl214

Dec 15 @ 5:11PM

Vibrating Panties??? Did I read that correctly??? Borty, I'm putting in an advanced order of 8 pair please!!! I've sent the payment to you through PayPal!!!!

tassie1

Dec 15 @ 6:28PM

vibrating butt plug you say proffessor Borty.?

not for this lil black duck, you can shove that up yer ass !

sugarnspice005

Dec 15 @ 7:29PM

hmmmmmm...I don't know Professor Borty..after that macho fiasco.........are you 100% positively sure this thing works?

Now...the vibrating panties.......I'd like to put in an advance order too...

TattooedRawkStar

Dec 30 @ 5:29PM

Borty, I'm putting in an advanced order of 8 pair please!!!
LOL She's gonna double 'em up on Sunday.

canuhelpme258

Dec 30 @ 6:34PM

Hey can you make one shaped like DuhDuhDubbya's head? That would sell great at the DNC!

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