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posted 12/14/2007 8:00:25 PM |
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  wetinwylie

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
> Peter at the pearly gates.
>
> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
>
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
> lighter.
> He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
>
> 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
>
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
> keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
>
> Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
>
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
> and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
> 'And just what do those symbolize?'
>
> The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
>
> And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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lookingforsomefun152

Dec 14 @ 8:02PM  
devilnangel

Dec 14 @ 8:04PM  
hahaha, great stuff!
BigFlirt

Dec 14 @ 8:05PM  
No thats funny......
Tool_Shed

Dec 14 @ 8:07PM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 14 @ 8:14PM  
Good One!
fadedblueeyes

Dec 14 @ 8:20PM  
ROTFL
lildevilgirl19

Dec 14 @ 8:30PM  
lol
sugarnspice005

Dec 14 @ 8:40PM  


I never would have known.

a purple thing-a-ma-jiggy for you....pssssssssst..it's purple so DeDe doesn't notice I gave away a green thingy ma bob.

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