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posted 12/14/2007 8:00:25 PM |
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
> Peter at the pearly gates.
> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
> lighter.
> He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
> 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
> keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
> Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
> and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
> 'And just what do those symbolize?'
> The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
> And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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Dec 14 @ 8:02PM  

Dec 14 @ 8:04PM  
hahaha, great stuff!

Dec 14 @ 8:05PM  
No thats funny......

Dec 14 @ 8:07PM  

Dec 14 @ 8:14PM  
Good One!

Dec 14 @ 8:20PM  

Dec 14 @ 8:30PM  

Dec 14 @ 8:40PM  

I never would have known.

a purple thing-a-ma-jiggy for's purple so DeDe doesn't notice I gave away a green thingy ma bob.

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