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posted 12/10/2007 6:13:45 PM |
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school Playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill do when Daddy's not home."

Mommy fainted!

And that's why you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

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DarkDesires99

Dec 10 @ 6:25PM  
max49

Dec 10 @ 6:30PM  
LMAO Good one and a kudo for you.
Ewe_Wish

Dec 10 @ 6:52PM  
sugarnspice005

Dec 10 @ 7:02PM  
Good one!!!!!!!
HollyHummy

Dec 10 @ 8:00PM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 10 @ 8:06PM  
[QUOTE]And that's why you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Amen! lol
borachone

Dec 10 @ 10:15PM  
Too funny
alybai42

Dec 10 @ 10:54PM  
bandengor

Dec 11 @ 1:13PM  




I love those little Johnny jokes!

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