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posted 12/10/2007 11:09:40 AM |
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  DeDe54

These were told to me by my grandaughter that is 12, I had to laugh, and share them with y'all!!! I know there old, but they got me laughing so hard!!!



# 1 How come an elephant wears diapers to a party?

Cause hes a party pooper!

# 2 Why are men like snow?

Never know how long its gonna last, or how many inches your gonna get!


There was another, but it was really gross!!



Me being the Reigning Kudo Whore, pls don't forget to comment and give a green thingy ma bob! I thank ya most kindly in advance!!

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Kpaugh3

Dec 10 @ 11:12AM  
Very Funny
sugarnspice005

Dec 10 @ 11:15AM  
Good morning sis!!!!

Btw....those were cute!!!! *Still wanna know the gross one though *

And here's the green thing-a-ma-jiggy you asked for so nicely.
Ewe_Wish

Dec 10 @ 11:18AM  
# 2 Why are men like snow?

Never know how long its gonna last, or how many inches your gonna get!

Or When you will get one............




yes my dear, i am leaving you a kudo...........but just so you know I did notice you hadnt been around and im afraid you need to check your kudo whore contract about that.......i believe it says check in daily.........just saying
max49

Dec 10 @ 11:29AM  
Stooping to using the grandkids to get kudos. What is this world cumming...I mean coming to. Alright here's your kudo. Geez LOL.
Tool_Shed

Dec 10 @ 11:48AM  
Very cute...oh, yes the jokes were funny too...lol;)
BigFlirt

Dec 10 @ 12:00PM  
Green thing for the Reigning Kudo Whore....
paladin1aa

Dec 10 @ 12:22PM  


And my THINGY isn't GREEN.
Lisa46

Dec 10 @ 12:37PM  
okay okay here's your green thingie
NightOfOld

Dec 10 @ 2:40PM  


And here's your Green thing Darling.
bentan

Dec 11 @ 12:01AM  
Woohoo!! And a green tea biscuit!

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