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posted 12/10/2007 6:18:20 AM |
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It has been my personal observation that people who possess an advanced (education) degree generally have obtained the skills in the English language which affords them to rise above the rest of us – the less educated populace – even in the day to day conversational speaking and, in this case, typing. I refer to no one in particular, of course, but only in general to those of the higher educated class. Perhaps it is only a subconscious need to exhibit their verbal superiority over the general populace. Or, I suppose, it could be just a way of speaking that comes from seven or more years in an academic environment. It could also be encouraged from the natural inclination to hang with (a lower educational class way of saying associate with) those of like educational attainment status. In any case, I have observed that a person who has earned a higher degree, e.g., a Doctorate in Psychology, does tend to display excellence in most, if not all, of the following language skills:
• Vocabulary
• Grammar
• Rhetoric
• Logic
• Punctuation
• Phraseology

Further observations on humanity have also led me to conclude that those with higher degrees who profess to be educators display the envious ability to lead and develop the thought processes of those to whom they speak (type) such that they, the educators, might sway their thoughts, the yet to be educated, into one common conclusion or direction, that being the obviously correct conclusion or direction of the educator.

While there are some few – very few – who actually have earned these enviable higher degrees who fall short of displaying the afore-mentioned skills in their every day conversations, at this point, I am happy to report to all of you that I firmly believe my hypothesis will stand the test of time and has not been blown to shit by some bottle blond, hate-mongering, threat-throwing, garbage-mouthed bimbo who:
• Can’t spell for shit
• Can't put four or more words together into a coherent sentence
• And doesn’t know a period from a menstrual cycle

Even Ted Dyson had 15,000 failures before he finally made one that really sucks! Hmmm. Could it be that the rest of us are part of the failures so that one could be made that really sucks??? Only time will tell…

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mrknowuwell

Dec 10 @ 6:23AM  
but what came first??? suckin..........or blowing
Ewe_Wish

Dec 10 @ 8:32AM  
You know, the more I read your blogs and comments.......the more I enjoy them...You have a skill of writing that gets your point across very articulately.....I have never professed to be a genius but what intelligence I have has gotten me this far in life.............Great Blog........
NachoBaby

Dec 10 @ 9:18AM  
*snicker*

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