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The Adventures of Purvis.

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The positively true adventures of Purvis.

Now for them of you what don't know ole Purvis he is a gen u wine southern hills Blu Tic hound. He'uns done got him an edgumication and everthang.

Now round bout noon today ole Purvis got ta itchin to go fer a ride in the back of the truck so weuns fetched up to run on down to Ledbetters Feed-Lectronics-Diner an Genral Store (causin we aint got no Wal-Mart) Cause Betty Sue she wasa needin some new eyelashes ( the wood stove done got hers) an I was a needin some double aught buckshot any ways.

Wail weuns fetched on down to the cause medics with Betty Sue and found ole Purvise's brother Pevine down there amongst the hair color and bailing twine. Well that thar Pevine set out to tell Purvis the most awful news. Seems that them boys had themselves a gen u wine retired grand champeen coon hound cousin by the name of Gollywhompus from down Georgia way.

Now the way I hered the story was that there Gollywhompus liked to set twixst the speakers an listen to ole Wailin Jennins sanging all them beer drankin songs an all that wailin done made Gollywhompus go deef soins he had ta retire from being champeen coon hound. Well long bout last sunday go t meetin night ole Gollywhompus and his buds was up to the still watchin out fer them revenewers and when she was all cooked off they fetched up to head fer tha cabin ta pick an fiddle a mite. Well on the way back ole Gollywhompus went an saw this here old coon a gee hawin down the railroad tarcks an being a champeen an all he jest had ta chase him. wail poor ole Gollywhompus bein deef an all wernt able ta hear tha 11:25 coal train from Atlanta on up to Nashville an went an got himself run over.

Now poor ole Purvis & Pevine was sittin right thar amongst the bailin twine and miss Clarol jest a bawlin so's me an Betty Sue we done hugged em up an was a pettin em an tellin em it was gonna be all right cause ole Gollywhompus done died doin what he loved the most. Well ole purvis jest up an got to wailin louder an said "po Jim, ya just don understand. Ole cousin Gollywhompus is gonna go to heaven blevin that durned ole coon done kilt him.

Wail after hearin that disparigin thought weuns all went cross tha road to Ledbetters Bar-Tire Repair an Barber shop and had a few bottles of home brew as a toast to poor ole Gollywhompus. Weuns even offered up a bottle to good ole saint Peter sosin maybe he will member to tell that poor feller he done got kilt by a train.

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Ewe_Wish

Dec 10 @ 12:56AM  
I think I like Purvis........
Looking4ever

Dec 10 @ 5:20AM  
You were dropped on your head as a child, weren't you? Several times...
free2spoilu

Dec 10 @ 7:12AM  
Wail now darlin thet jest might explain them 2 lumps I has allways had on top of mah haid. Now Ma, she allways reckoned them was whar a set of them devil horns was a tryin ta grow in. I used ta wish she was right. Pair a nice horns up thar an I'da been more poplar than a 3 peckered billy goat.
NachoBaby

Dec 10 @ 9:16AM  
I be likin me this here story!

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