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posted 12/9/2007 8:53:05 PM |
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Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who
> makes the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to
> see accountants on my operating table because when
> you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
> The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you
> should try electricians! Everything inside them is
> color coded.
>
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really
> think Librarians are the best, everything inside
> them is in alphabetical order.
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
> know, I like construction workers..... those guys
> always understand when you have a few parts left
> over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them
> all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
> Politicians are the easiest to operate
> on......there' s no guts, no heart, no balls, no
> brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable

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FUNGUY007

Dec 9 @ 9:01PM  
Great one!!
smokablunt

Dec 9 @ 10:04PM  
Ingenius
frank469

Dec 9 @ 10:06PM  

Thanks for yet another good one!!!
hornytoad55

Dec 10 @ 3:26AM  
Wet you are way too funny. a greenthing for the joke.
Wordsofwit

Dec 10 @ 6:39PM  
Good one!

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