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posted 12/8/2007 10:06:41 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

Here it is. I hear many people complaining (esp. women) about the number of emails they get that are either obscene, rude, abusive. Complaining about not having enough time to respond to all the "fuck me tonight" emails, or the "I love you" or the "will you marry me". Well I have the solution. It's proven to get results. Using this method I recieve approximately 1 email every week. It's as simple as this:

Be short, fat, bald and ugly.

At least you get some damn emails.

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padreroyalataol

Dec 8 @ 10:14PM  
I'm thin ,,But everything else you said.
Hang in there
padreroyalataol

Dec 8 @ 10:15PM  
Ooppps,,, I'm not bald .
sugarnspice005

Dec 8 @ 10:27PM  

At least you get some damn emails.

Yeah, I do. Most are harmless..even funny. Some are worthy of a reply back. But, when they get abusive, insulting, etc....I'm going to report them and block them. My blog today was in humor...hence the little dude rolling on the floor laughing.... being used.

If I were honestly pissed off, insulted, etc......I would have used nothing but these:


I won't apologize for you getting only 1 email a week...because hey...."At least you get damn emails"
lildevilgirl19

Dec 8 @ 10:38PM  
some emsils i get are eww
onehornytoad69

Dec 8 @ 11:54PM  
Us guys are Danged if we do and danged if we dont! lol
I have tried Playing the Dirty lil Whore route....sending emails like.. "Hey Wanna Play?" or "Lets get together and Play all day!" "Just".....to check out the results, Can you believe that.......I did get more responses that way.
BUT ....Thats not really who I am! So I'll be myself... A "Gentleman"
So..... I will wait till I find someone Special. But dang its Hard!!! lmfao!
I'm just here for the Blogs now a days.....and maybe make a friend or 2.....who knows!
Good Blog!!!!!
bentan

Dec 9 @ 5:56AM  
Oh crap ... I've got a soft spot for self-deprecatory humor!
hornytoad55

Dec 9 @ 10:26PM  
Purple you are right this works for me to.

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