I got home from work today...log on, and in the midst of the new "wanna fuck" emails, etc..stands out an email proposing to me. Here is the message:
Well , i cannot say i am a macho-king but my friends do tell me that i am good looking enough as a guy.I am a gentle man to the core, for i am hardworking,tolerative,kind,homourous,generous,understanding and co-operative kind of a man.I am a guy that operate on the policy of live and lets live.My hobbies are football,basketball,handball,baseball and bedball.Also i love music ,dancing,reading,travelling.the night lights,and making new-friends.I believed that True-Love really exist and if given the chances deserves,it can really blosom into an happy union between a man and a woman .I am searching or seeking for a woman that has thesame characteristics or almost thesame likes with me.A woman that will allows me to treat her the way a woman is supposed to be treated all the days of her life i mean to be treated like a Queen [To be loved and cherished endlessly]. I need a woman that is ready to settle-down in no distance-time, infact a woman that will be my Wife . A woman that will love me for who i am and not what i am . A woman that will Reciprocate my love.here is my email address, ) i am waiting to hear from you soon, I deleted the email to protect (lord only knows why I would ) the poor fool.
Although.........bedball is a new game..I've never heard of it.
And of course it seems to be my week for the crybabies too....I got an email from a "gentleman" who, when I politely said "no" to his request at a meeting and a "romp in the sack" as he put it...proceeded to reply calling me a tease etc.......I mean..wtf? I did the polite thing...I've seen plenty of guys write griping blogs about how they send all these emails and how the ladies here never reply back...Well......there is a reason why..as some of the ladies have pointed out.
I am SO looking forward to next week so someone else can have the nutjobs.
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GryGoast

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Dec 8 @ 7:37PM
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I picked the lock
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GryGoast

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Dec 8 @ 7:39PM
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Oh... and god protects the inferm and insane
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FUNGUY007

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Dec 8 @ 8:13PM
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Alright!! Who let the nut-jobs out???
He saw the horns on the rain-deer. Then he got horny and thought up the cutie of bed-ball, witch is new to me also. He must be an old boy, because of the name of bed-ball. Ya, he must come in skidding. Well, that is it for now.
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Detach

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Dec 8 @ 8:33PM
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Sorry, I let the nut jobs out. They seemed so nice and polite when I was talking to them, so I thought what was the harm in letting them out. Oops.
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 8 @ 8:40PM
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Well??? Which is it now? Gry says he picked the lock....Detach says he let them out.......or was it a team effort? Gry picked the lock, and Detach opened the door? That is just so not funny!!!!
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borty293

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Dec 8 @ 8:48PM
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Do nut jobs have anything to do with blow jobs..?
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Ewe_Wish

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Dec 8 @ 8:49PM
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I am SO looking forward to next week so someone else can have the nutjobs Nah I got my share of nutjobs today too.......lol hell one even said i was unattractive.......... of course this is a man who is a woman pretending to be a man........hmmmm talk about your fucked up ppl......
kudos to you......and i dont care who let the nutjobs out......just stop it lol
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 8 @ 8:58PM
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Do nut jobs have anything to do with blow jobs..? Well....at least he isn't asking about panties.
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 8 @ 9:00PM
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and i dont care who let the nutjobs out......just stop it lol I agree.....Stop it!!!!!
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LilGriz

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Dec 8 @ 9:10PM
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Better watch what you say sugar. I thought I heard Borty say he was running low on Panites and was looking for some 2 for 1 deals.
I keep hearing from Holly about the nuts she gets (darn, better watch out for that funky squirrel) and it isn't even a full moon!
I guess this nutjob - as I mailed Ewe today, better go hide in his cave again.
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 8 @ 9:13PM
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(darn, better watch out for that funky squirrel) OOPS!!!! Forgot about the squirrel!!!!!
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libertarian07041776

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Dec 8 @ 9:21PM
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That's what I saying. Who let these irrational right-wing nuts out? And by the way Ewe_Shit, I love America and I support our troops! Like most American's I don't like the way things are going. I guess they are America Haters as well, right? You are very unattractive, Ewe Wish. My first impression when I viewed your profile, was what highway did they scrape this bitch off of? I'm sure all your friends think you are ugly as well; they just don't want to tell you the truth.
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ladybootscooter

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Dec 8 @ 9:24PM
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Oh Damn!! Now you've gone and done it!! Dayna! Are you ok? Are your feelings hurt by the big bad bully??? Nah, I didn't fucking think so.
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Ewe_Wish

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Dec 8 @ 9:28PM
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That's what I saying. Who let these irrational right-wing nuts out? And by the way Ewe_Shit, I love America and I support our troops! Like most American's I don't like the way things are going. I guess they are America Haters as well, right? You are very unattractive, Ewe Wish. My first impression when I viewed your profile, was what highway did they scrape this bitch off of? I'm sure all your friends think you are ugly as well; they just don't want to tell you the truth Like your opinion of how I look or who I am would bother me........getting a fucking grip it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that you are elena cause she doesnt have any friends............but in all honesty everyone here knows who I am and what I am about but lets talk about the change in you elena......when you were fiestyelena you told me in an email that you hoped my son was killed cause he was in the army.............do you remember that you fucking unpatriotic bitch or have you not realized that I changed my screen name not so long ago and you dont know who I am...........your opinions of me matter so little to me its unbelievable the fact is you have the right to post all your ugliness you want to........which is a proven fact by the picture you posted on your true profile.
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 8 @ 9:28PM
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That's what I saying. Who let these irrational right-wing nuts out? And by the way Ewe_Shit, I love America and I support our troops! Like most American's I don't like the way things are going. I guess they are America Haters as well, right? You are very unattractive, Ewe Wish. My first impression when I viewed your profile, was what highway did they scrape this bitch off of? I'm sure all your friends think you are ugly as well; they just don't want to tell you the truth. Totally WAY OFF TOPIC
I was going to delete this comment......but decided it best to leave it up because I DON'T believe in censorship, and, I believe in letting a fool hang themselves.
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buellriders69

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Dec 8 @ 9:35PM
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well she aint ugly... and she has bigger balls than he does, at least she has a pic on her profile.... ewe wish you go girl...
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libertarian07041776

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Dec 8 @ 9:48PM
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Actually the reason I don't have a picture up is because I have a good job and don't want to lose it. You do realize employers do background checks? They look to see if you have profiles on myspace, facebook, yahoo personals etc... when they do a background check. Not to say they would look on AMD, but you can never be too cautious. By the way, I'm extremely attractive. I just need to gain a little more muscle.
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Ewe_Wish

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Dec 8 @ 9:52PM
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Actually the reason I don't have a picture up is because I have a good job and don't want to lose it. You do realize employers do background checks? They look to see if you have profiles on myspace, facebook, yahoo personals etc... when they do a background check. Not to say they would look on AMD, but you can never be too cautious. By the way, I'm extremely attractive. I just need to gain a little more muscle **cough** sneeze**Bullshit**cough
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ThePurpleProphet

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Dec 8 @ 10:06PM
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If you really want to end all the silly emails from spammers and nut jobs then follow me to my next blog.
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luscious_bbwpa

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Dec 8 @ 10:31PM
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I recevied the same email today with the subject line of......
Hello,pls will u marry me or be my future wife,
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aftershox

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Dec 8 @ 11:16PM
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The Rain in Spain...
I got the same form letter proposal from Madrid. If you read his profile, he says "there is no arm in trying"
Hey, really, give the guy a break.. dontcha know there is no arm in trying? (so he can't be giving you the finger...)
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bentan

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Dec 9 @ 4:19AM
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* Raises hand timidly * Sorry teacher I did. I brought Snakey to class for show and tell but he slid outta the bottle.
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NachoBaby

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Dec 9 @ 11:49AM
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By the way, I'm extremely attractive. I just need to gain a little more muscle.
It's a good thing you think so since you will be the only one 'doing you'.
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