Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,
Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled
'Survivor - Wisconsin Style'....
The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on
to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up
to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland
and Superior . Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all
the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license
plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a
vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck.
Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting
is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.
The first one that mak es it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!
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rescueremedy
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Dec 7 @ 11:13AM
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Love it !  Don`t think they will make it past Green Bay !  Go Packers !
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jezzarae
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Dec 7 @ 12:36PM
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Sounds like a cross between survivor and the great race. 
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dani998
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Dec 7 @ 2:21PM
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ummm.. isn't he?? cheese is kind of gross unless on a nice veggie pizza. ok.. the pack don't suck real bad this year...
Deer hunting?? why would anyone want to murder bambi??
JUST KIDDING!!!!! put down the pitchforks and torches.
I guess I wouldn't make it back to Milwaukee.
RescueRemedy help me!!! i think they are going to lynch me!!
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rescueremedy
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Dec 7 @ 6:05PM
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Sorry, Dani998 you are on your own !  Who are you again !  We`ll see if you make it out of town !
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dani998
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Dec 7 @ 6:08PM
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Dammit Meow!! 
let's see if I take you to the gym anymore to watch the Blonde Hottie workout and stretch... Oh wait.. you haven't see him do his stretches.. muuuaaaahhhhh.. I have!!!!!
bet you remember my name after this one!!
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rescueremedy
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Dec 7 @ 6:24PM
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Dani998 , I think you are hi jacking this blog ! If you would get me there early enough to workout , I would see hottie stretch ! I think you want to keep that all to yourself !  Sister`s are suppose to share !
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dani998
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Dec 7 @ 8:27PM
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 tell the boss to let me out of work earlier and I would get you there earlier. but.... he is fun to watch.
me hijack a blog?? nope.. innocent. You started it.
Back to the blog... I don't think they would make it out of Millwaukee with those bumper stickers. Make sure they have one that says they support Michael Vick too.
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switch83
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Dec 8 @ 4:42AM
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Oh now do Minnesota... oh wait, with those same requirments they would get a parade through town. Wheres the risk in that? 
It a good blog. 
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partytimemary
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Dec 8 @ 8:52AM
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They won't make it twenty feet past the starting line with all the Packer/Farve fans carrying loaded hunting rifles.......... GUARANTEED!!!
PS - we do exist in other states too...so don't go sending them this direction either...won't work!!
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Friendinneed56M
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Dec 22 @ 6:52AM
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Survivor should do a show in NYC..The goal would be to make it to Grand Central Station from Harlem----> Alive..
The contestants would be dropped off in Harlem at dusk & would have to manuver thru the city streets filled with people who hate white people & will kill you if they get a hold of you..
If you make it past the drug addicts, whinos, racists, gangs etc and don't get shot, beaten or killed by dawn ----> you're the winner...
Now that would be one hell of a show compared to the mamby pamby shows they have on now.. 
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