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posted 12/6/2007 4:00:12 PM |
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  wetinwylie

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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Blackfromwaistdown

Dec 6 @ 4:45PM  
hmmm... *thinks* "Do I need to go to the hospital for anything?"
TattooedRawkStar

Dec 6 @ 5:04PM  
I lol'd for real...
BuddhaDon

Dec 6 @ 5:12PM  
Cute... oh, and the joke's cute too
sugarnspice005

Dec 6 @ 5:16PM  


That was cute!!!!!!!!
ZeroKDegree

Dec 6 @ 6:15PM  
lol, so funny
Ashinatrix

Dec 6 @ 7:01PM  
Good one wylie!!!
free2spoilu

Dec 6 @ 10:20PM  
I gotta tell this one to the guys at the nursing home and see what kind of fun they can have with it!
hornytoad55

Dec 6 @ 10:35PM  
Wet that was a good one.
frank469

Dec 7 @ 12:59AM  
ROFLMAO
I sure hope I never need to..... but I will remember this for next time I'm in da hospital!!!

Hey, you never know it could happen
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 10:59AM  
Now thats Funny, right there! Good 1 !!!!
max49

Dec 7 @ 11:10AM  
LMFAO

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