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posted 12/6/2007 12:43:09 AM |
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Me an Billy Bob an Betty Sue an Betty Jo and Bobby Jo, her brother Bobby Joe an Purvis(That thar iz a gen u wine blue tick hound ole Purvis iz) was sittin cheer readin these here bloggin thangs an we come upwards of sumptin in one of em what was done bye Ewe__Wish bout sombody gettin hitched.

Now Purvis being a gradguet and all (he gradguetad K-8, he was gonna be a K-9 but he liked bein a crossin guard better than sniffin butts for drugs) he done notices what he is a callin ethi nick profilin causin of the fact he found this cheer quote in one of them bloggin thangs:

he has more moves than a redneck family with a mobile home

an on top of that weins is done found folks a pokin fun at the great and mighty King Elvis (may his blue suede shoes boggie forever ....amen) his own self!

Now ole Purvis were so confunctionated by the whole thang he wernt even gonna get offin the porch fer coon huntin last night wntill weuns agreed to speak up fer him.

Now ole Purvis wonts all yall to know he is mighty upset causin yall is pickin on us here red neckid folks an yall ant said nuthin bout things like

Moovin like a mex I can chilli pepper taster in an out house. or
Moovin like an Arab buyin Quick Marts. or
Moovin like Elton John at a Drag Queen Festival. or
Moovin like Michael Jackson at a McCaule Calkin look alike contest

Or none of them thar folks like that.

Now weuns on the other foot jest think yall is miss informed bein from the north an west an all yall just dont understand. Ya see yall got them durned houses that jest sit there an ya got the same ole vie day in an day out. Now seh char weuns in the redneckid comminuty gots it all figgured out. Se cheer when the huntin an the fishin gets bad we dont go round wastin all that gas drivin them fancy cars all the way to sumwhers new an back. We just up and haul the whole shootin match there.Now see thar, we is e co nomicaly sound an aint wastin our natchurl re sorces. Besides how the heck is the youngins gonna get to see the world ifin it dont pass by thar winder.


Nother thang is when the great and mighty King Elvis (may his blue suede shoes boggie forever ....amen) his own self comes back from retarment to take usin all to hisin own Blue Hi Y Eee all them blast fee mous fake elvises iz gonna be standing outside them jail house blues gates beggin don't be cruel.

Now yall jest be takin heed an watchin this here po litcal cretnes causin Purvis made Bobby Sue take him on up to Ledbetters feed-lectronics and all you can eat diner to get that thar wi fi sozin he can be keepin an eye (he aint got but one he give t'other to Bobby Sue causin he were the only compatble donor) on yall and easpecialy to keep an eye on that thar Eye_Wish causin he says se uns is the ring leader of them in sir rectionists.

Personally I jest think Purvis is sweet on her causin his tail gets to waggin when he sees her picture an well sincein he tis the most edgumacated and sauve of all the vailable fellers round here I'ma guessin he uns is gonna stand a better chance at this here oa a line dating any way.


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Ewe_Wish

Dec 6 @ 1:10AM  
Personally I jest think Purvis is sweet on her
Well its about time someone was...........even if he is a dog......... Now if he would just further his education and become a K-9 cause I like my men in uniform.......

but i will apologize for the redneck humor...........how about has more moves that Elvis in an all you can eat pork chop buffet........


Nce to know you read my blogs tho.........

I think I found what made old Purvis so strange tho............




free2spoilu

Dec 6 @ 1:15AM  
how about has more moves that Elvis in an all you can eat pork chop buffet

well now darlin hearin you quote scriptures done has ole Purvis out in the yard an ready to hunt. I'ma thankin you iz done an forgivin.
Ewe_Wish

Dec 6 @ 1:17AM  
has ole Purvis out in the yard an ready to hunt
After seeing that picture..........I'm just not sure what exactly he is wanting to hunt..........
free2spoilu

Dec 6 @ 1:19AM  
Altho Bobby sue seems to be a bit put out bout that thar inner ratial picture of cousin boreguard beagle an that durned ole coon from across the traks. I rekin we gonna have to dress up in our feed bag suits and go tother side of town an burn a corn cob ta remind them fellers of their place.
NachoBaby

Dec 6 @ 9:01AM  
Aaight I shoodn't laff. Most o muh fambly done talks lahk dayut.
Lisa46

Dec 6 @ 9:54AM  
oh my our ol'blue tic hound Blue is just happy as a speckled pup to see ol' purvis out younder yenno
Looking4ever

Dec 6 @ 10:18AM  
I thought rednecks kept their trailers up on blocks?
casuallylooking

Dec 6 @ 11:19AM  
Oh my gosh!! When I read the title I thought Okay, what'd she do this time? I haven't talked to her yet this morning.
By the time I was finsihed reading it and the pics to follow I about peed my pants, I was laughing so hard.

The really sad thing is, I understood everything you wrote without going HUH? That's just really bad..........lol

DeDe will just have to get over it, I'm leaving you a kudo for this one, free2.
Ewe_Wish

Dec 6 @ 11:54AM  
When I read the title I thought Okay, what'd she do this time?

What?? ME?? What could I possible do wrong?? Im an angel............




sugarnspice005

Dec 6 @ 11:56AM  
OMG!!!!!! That was great!!!!


*leaves a green thing-a-ma-jiggy....looks around to make sure DeDe doesn't see.*
free2spoilu

Dec 6 @ 1:17PM  
I thought rednecks kept their trailers up on blocks?

Only if'in they ain't none of them thar pitt bulls what hangs out at the local corn crete yard at night.

other twise weins jest use old car tar rims.
jezzarae

Dec 9 @ 4:55AM  
Sorry I missed this blog when you posted it but thankyou that is the best laugh I have had in a while. I hope we get to hear more of old Purvis's adventures. You get a belated green thingy from me too.......
free2spoilu

Dec 9 @ 6:02AM  
Startin to be a lookin like I'ma gonna have to fetch up one of them thar bloggin thangs called the Adventures of Purvis.

Se here I done went an told yall sincein he tis the most edgumacated and sauve of all the vailable fellers round here he was gonna be poplar. Why some of these here purty gals done got so took up bout him theuns hasa been leavin green thimagigs on the porch for him of the night.

Now momma Ledbetter, you know momma Ldbetter from up Ledbetters Feed-Lectronics and all you can eat Diner (she's the one what does all the art e fical semnations and cookin tthough Purvis figgers old man Leadbetter would be bast off gettin uo on a stump and semnatin fer real) well anyho mamma ledbetter she claims the reason ole Purvis if so dang popular izin cause he still gots all his hair and teweth.
dmbradley1978854

Dec 10 @ 12:43AM  
I wouldn't want to see what those puppies/coons turn out like. LOL......

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