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Golf Can Be A Deadly Sport posted 12/5/2007 2:16:06 PM | 8 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   swyeter A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he appeared dishoveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened. Their companion explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow Titlist so he knew it was not his. A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?" and that was the last thing he could remember. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ewe_Wish	Dec 5 @ 2:30PM
max49	Dec 5 @ 2:33PM
	ROFLMFAO Definitely worth a kudo.
swyeter	Dec 5 @ 2:35PM
	Dayna you been golfing lately?
sugarnspice005	Dec 5 @ 2:41PM
	Guess she "didn't get it"? definitely worth a green thing-a-ma-jiggy....just don't let DeDe know!
Ewe_Wish	Dec 5 @ 3:03PM
	Dayna you been golfing lately? Nope..have you?
alybai42	Dec 5 @ 3:40PM
alybai42	Dec 5 @ 3:41PM
	*forgot to leave my kudo*
borty293	Dec 5 @ 6:05PM
	Wow ...a cow with balls...
ABrownEyedScorpio	Dec 5 @ 6:41PM
	*SNORTS*
hornytoad55	Dec 5 @ 7:55PM
	Good one Swyeter.
borachone	Dec 6 @ 10:21PM
	Good thing I don't golf I'd prolly get beat up too