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Golf Can Be A Deadly Sport

posted 12/5/2007 2:16:06 PM |
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  swyeter

A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he appeared dishoveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.

Their companion explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow Titlist so he knew it was not his. A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?" and that was the last thing he could remember.

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Ewe_Wish

Dec 5 @ 2:30PM  
max49

Dec 5 @ 2:33PM  
ROFLMFAO Definitely worth a kudo.
swyeter

Dec 5 @ 2:35PM  
Dayna you been golfing lately?
sugarnspice005

Dec 5 @ 2:41PM  
Guess she "didn't get it"?


definitely worth a green thing-a-ma-jiggy....just don't let DeDe know!
Ewe_Wish

Dec 5 @ 3:03PM  
Dayna you been golfing lately?
Nope..have you?
alybai42

Dec 5 @ 3:40PM  
alybai42

Dec 5 @ 3:41PM  
*forgot to leave my kudo*
borty293

Dec 5 @ 6:05PM  
Wow ...a cow with balls...
ABrownEyedScorpio

Dec 5 @ 6:41PM  
*SNORTS*

hornytoad55

Dec 5 @ 7:55PM  
Good one Swyeter.
borachone

Dec 6 @ 10:21PM  
Good thing I don't golf I'd prolly get beat up too

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