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Neghbors Strange Confession

posted 12/5/2007 7:42:30 AM |
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A few months ago I decided to bail as far out of the rat race as possible and live a simple, hopefully uncomplicated life for a little while. I got myself a little place in a quiet neghborhood just off the lake shore and proceded to chill out.

I rarely see any of the neghbors but there is this one woman that I have run into several times and see outside quite often. She is a lovely woman with long curly brunette hair, green eyes, well shaped butt and looks like perky c cups. She has to be in her 40'S since she has a daughter and grand child but she could easily pass for upper 20's

Now I have this rule about never dating coworkers or neghbors so I have done all the nice neghborly things like fix her lawn mower and jump start her car but have never flirted or made any advances.

Yesterday both of us were raking leaves and exchanging plesantries and it being the season the conversation drifted to Christmas. After discussing kids and grand kids toys and assinine prices I asked her what she wanted Santa to put in her stocking. Instead of answering she quickly looked down and I swear she turned 3 shades of red in 15 seconds.

Being in a slightly smart assed mood I decided to push a little and told her " come on you can tell me, it cant be that big a deal". She stood there looking at the ground for a few minutes and I was just about to tell her I was sorry for asking and change the subject when she suddenly blurted out " I wish you would sneak in and rape me one night, I dream about it all the time. You are so sexy when you are dressed in your bad boy clothes and playing with your bike" Then she said Oh My God and turned and ran into her house.

Needless to say I stood there with my jaw on my knees and little pieces of my blown mind scattered all over the yard. I have no idea how long I stood there trying to decide what to do or say and finaly I picked up all the pieces of my mind I could find and went inside to ponder what she had said.

Well this morning I am still as surprised and confused as ever.

Well I just needed to spit this out somewhere and figgured this was as good a place as any.

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Dec 5 @ 7:53AM  
So will you be playing santa claus this year......................

Dec 5 @ 8:27AM  
So are you interested....I'm sure she is as embaressed as shit right now. The next time you see her outside, run out with a bottle of wine and roses...the take her inside and rape the shit out of her.

Dec 5 @ 9:36AM  

Do you realize that she is most likely feeling like the biggest idiot that ever walked or talked? No response is even worse than an easy let down....
Never ask a question that you don't really want an answer to..... especially being in a smartass mood. You never know what their answer might be.
But if you aren't sure what to do or say, maybe you could put a single rose or even daisies on her porch or somewhere with a note saying her answer pleasantly caught you off guard and you are thinking about your answer. Let her know she didn't offend you, and she doesn't need to hide the rest of ther life.

Dec 5 @ 10:00AM  
If you have ever thought about keeping a journal now would be a good time to start..
This could be the beginning of some very interesting journal entries, like the Christmas count down for 2007.

Dec 5 @ 12:32PM  
i say reward the woman for being honest enough to tell ya she wants ya.give the girl some good sex.make it a christmas she'll never forget.

Dec 5 @ 12:54PM  
I've seen a couple of good ideas regarding flowers and all....and I agree..she is most likely embarrassed right now for being so "open".

I say, if you find her attractive, ask her out for lunch...start neutral, take time to chat and relax...see where it goes.

Dec 5 @ 1:01PM  
By this morning I finaly had enough of my poor shattered mind put back together enough to think to send her flowers and a nice flattering note. Now i just have to figgure out how to tell her thanks but I don't mess with coworkers or neghbors and if I did I ain't about to sneak into someones house and rape anybody, with or without there permission. Bad Karma!!!!!!!

Dec 5 @ 2:44PM  
Some guys have all the Luck!!!!
If it were me, (and I know it isnt, Damnit, lol) I would make sure ....That the Alarm was turned off, Doggie/Kids were all gone......and I would....
GIT-HER- Done!
Not really....The idea of "Rape" would just mess it up for me! Butttttt if she Invites me in... It would be on! Oh, Hell yeah! lol
Good luck to ya on this one!!! Ive said the same thing about Co-workers, and let it happen, Not a good thang!

Dec 5 @ 9:11PM  
the rape fantasty can be fun to "play".....not usually a first meeting thing though...

Dec 5 @ 10:52PM  
Welcome DB glad to see you made it this time. I must admit being just below those lovely eyes makes a fellow think...........!

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