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posted 12/4/2007 6:43:08 PM |
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' SaintPeter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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ynot7769

Dec 4 @ 6:49PM  
boo hisss booo hisss....hey wait.....are those mine.....
BuddhaDon

Dec 4 @ 6:59PM  
And I play my composition, "Greasy X-mas..."
wormwiggler

Dec 4 @ 7:00PM  
Great one. I loved it. Thanks
Looking4ever

Dec 4 @ 7:03PM  
Ewe_Wish

Dec 4 @ 7:20PM  
boo hisss booo hisss....hey wait.....are those mine.....
Well they have been since you stole mine........
DeDe54

Dec 4 @ 7:22PM  
*snorts*

I have a pair like those, but there black!
sugarnspice005

Dec 4 @ 7:32PM  
lookingforsomefun152

Dec 4 @ 7:40PM  
ynot7769

Dec 4 @ 7:40PM  
Well they have been since you stole mine........


now don't even go there!!! yano i don't do the hand me down panties........well..borrow from muh girl is one thing but not given to me by a buddy yano

have a pair like those, but there black!
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wow !! me 2
Ewe_Wish

Dec 4 @ 8:16PM  
now don't even go there!!! yano i don't do the hand me down panties........well..borrow from muh girl is one thing but not given to me by a buddy yano
Oh sure you will use my toothbrush but you wont wear my panties.............and they were even clean...........
RadRider89

Dec 4 @ 9:10PM  
hahahaha. noice!

I have a pair like those, but there black!

you want to show me?
borty293

Dec 4 @ 9:51PM  
My gawd Desert ....you have just found a friend for life in Professor Borty...those panties are a masterpiece of design and fill my spirit with the shimmering golden light of the devine...
DesertSmile

Dec 4 @ 10:09PM  
I admit, it was difficult to locate that special pair deserving of your praise. I am honored to be a new and loyal subject.
free2spoilu

Dec 4 @ 10:17PM  
Well you have to admit Carol has an imperssive......Ahem....pair of panties.
max49

Dec 5 @ 11:48AM  

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