Wonder why we didn't see these on the shelf. Here's some rejected Dr. Suess books.
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blinder
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
17. The Grinche's Ten Inches
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