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posted 12/4/2007 6:35:30 PM |
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Wonder why we didn't see these on the shelf. Here's some rejected Dr. Suess books.

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blinder
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
17. The Grinche's Ten Inches

Happy Reading

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Dec 4 @ 6:43PM  
I lol'd

Dec 4 @ 6:55PM  
"Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert..." Never mind...

I gave up on Das Capital o' the logic issues, so I've been reading...


Dec 4 @ 7:45PM  

I like the Grinch

Dec 4 @ 7:49PM  
You forgot the old classics like:

Sliding down the pole by Dick Burns

The chinese population explosion by Wee Fukum Young

The yellow river by I. P. Freely

Through the window by P. Ping Tom

I saw what you did last night by Blackie Mailyou

Up the pink river by Herbie Sperm

I can't believe I still remember those from Jr. High. Actualy I can't believe I still remember Jr. High period!

Mar 13 @ 2:43AM  
The rainbow sherbet fish of Denmark is a wonderful tab ready to ejaculate,(away from home) Now, the modern superhero eats Superman icecream, & answer me a riddle:
Will you be my bride for tonight?


Mar 13 @ 5:36AM  
Do they come with pictures?! I LIKE PICTURES!

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