OK I'm the reigning Kudo Whore, and yes I do have a life, somewhere. Anyway I was just informed by other means, and not by mouth, that one of my subjects got married over the weekend. Now what the hell is wrong with this picture?
Me being the Kudo Whore, I need to know these things, I need to know it all, how can I obviously do my job if I'm not informed of such things. I mean really, come on folks!
I mean I have a LOT of Kudos, not enough by any means, but LOTS! And I'm really not sure what to do with them, maybe trade them for something fun!
I was obviously upset when I did hear that one of our people got married. Why you ask, no one told anyone, and especially not me, what about gifts, the honeymoon, I was gonna buy a video camera and everything, I was gonna go on there honeymoon, hide in the closet, ransom the film for more Kudos, and now its ruined.
I even bought 5 lbs of salt for the bedsheets, I was even gonna get the room number, call them at all hours, knock on the door in the middle of the night, send them room service every half hour or so, have a umm lady of the evening knock on there door at just the right time, even have to cancel the male stripper for fucks sake, but had to make sure it was all charged to there room, ya no, I mean I had it all planned out, damn I was so looking forward to it to! *sighs*
IN the future, please let your reigning Kudo Whore know these things, I need to be prepared for all occasions or disasters!!!
And of course like always I do NEED those green thingy ma bobs, so please give generously!!!
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bentan
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Dec 4 @ 5:05PM
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Ahhhhh ... relief! 
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Looking4ever
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Dec 4 @ 5:05PM
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See what happens when you get lax and take your position for granted? I'm just sayin'....
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DeDe54
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Dec 4 @ 5:07PM
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Ahhhhh ... relief!
Did ya have to go that bad?
See what happens when you get lax and take your position for granted? I'm just sayin'
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Looking4ever
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Dec 4 @ 5:07PM
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Oh, yeah, here's an anti-sex kudo...I sure don't want it!
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 4 @ 5:07PM
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Not enough yet??? Well, I GUESS I can give ya one of mine...since you FINALLY wrote a new blog.
Here ya go sis!!! A green "thingy ma bob" for ya. 
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Looking4ever
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Dec 4 @ 5:08PM
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You get left out of the loop...just like the rest of us flotsam and jetsam...
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DeDe54
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Dec 4 @ 5:10PM
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Oh, yeah, here's an anti-sex kudo...I sure don't want it!
Anti Sex???? Damn! OK I will take it, me being the Kudo Whore, I will take them all! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Dec 4 @ 5:14PM
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I am going to give you a kudo but only because I knew about the marriage and didnt forewarn you prior to blogging it..........please forgive me your Royal Kudo Whore.......... 
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borty293
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Dec 4 @ 5:16PM
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Thank gawd your back DeDe....people were getn real strange around here...its like they gotta get rid of their kudo's ...I saw one guy turn all green and explode before my very eyes....here's your kudo sweetie ...gawd ..what a relief... 
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DeDe54
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Dec 4 @ 5:24PM
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I am going to give you a kudo but only because I knew about the marriage and didnt forewarn you prior to blogging it.
I be Dayna, you being the EX reigning kudo whore should have known!! But you are forgiven and ty for the green thingy ma bob! Oh and ty for the 55 gallons drums, but my closet isn't full yet *sighs*!
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 4 @ 5:25PM
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.I saw one guy turn all green and explode before my very eyes.
That sounds awful....................glad I missed it! Prolly woulda given me nightmares 
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ladybootscooter
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Dec 4 @ 5:45PM
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Hell don't feel bad! I be sexetary and I didn't know or get invited!!! 
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Looking4ever
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Dec 4 @ 5:45PM
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I saw one guy turn all green and explode before my very eyes That sounds awful....................glad I missed it! Prolly woulda given me nightmares
I don't think it had anything to do with the kudos. I do believe Borty is trying to deflect possible lawsuits regarding the Macho Panties....
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 4 @ 5:49PM
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I don't think it had anything to do with the kudos. I do believe Borty is trying to deflect possible lawsuits regarding the Macho Panties....
You could be right  I didn't think of that! 
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asnet
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Dec 4 @ 5:58PM
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Spoken like a True Kudo Whore
for the second week in a row.
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ynot7769
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Dec 4 @ 6:17PM
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Hell don't feel bad! I be sexetary and I didn't know or get invited!!!
ummm let me remind you ....*stares at ALL the INVITATIONS on her desk* YOU were the one who was supposed to mail them................
*just strolls out shaking his head n wondering ''what's for dinner?"  *
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GryGoast
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Dec 4 @ 7:11PM
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OK Borty ...  How the Fraq ya supose to know whats strange around here
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DeDe54
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Dec 4 @ 7:16PM
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Spoken like a True Kudo Whore
for the second week in a row.
I am good ya no asnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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free2spoilu
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Dec 4 @ 10:21PM
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Well I don't know about all the rest of it but that impressive image on your profile is worth a kudo!
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Lisa46
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Dec 4 @ 10:48PM
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Wow I'm so glad I have a line straight to the horses ear and was able to sit in the pew and watch the service  it was sooooooooo beautiful they made a lovely couple 
okay so he paid for my ticket just sayin 
oh yeah here's a green thingie cause its late and ummm i ain't usin it
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shy_sexy_kitten
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Dec 4 @ 11:16PM
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here you go.... a kudo 
don't spend it all in one place
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alybai42
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Dec 5 @ 12:17AM
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Can you sell Kudo's on ebay?
Might as well give DeDe a kudo as I have no use for them. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Dec 5 @ 7:50AM
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Can you sell Kudo's on ebay? No and you cant buy anything with them either.............
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 5 @ 12:39PM
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*Wanders in and leaves a green thing-a-ma-jiggy*
Ok...I left ya one today...now I'm gonna go see where else I can leave em.
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freebirdie
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Dec 6 @ 9:35AM
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Congrats to whoever got married
and sis........I THINK I can give you one of my little green guys but guard him with your life.....Stitch can't know either......he'd cry!
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Mama_taz
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Dec 13 @ 10:20PM
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three down two to go(lil green things) I enjoy reading your blogs DeDE, thanks
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