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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Well, I have only one thing to say to all that...
MULTIPLE ORGASMS
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Lisa46
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Dec 3 @ 10:05AM
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maybe I should find a man before commenting on how lucky they are?? 
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borty293
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Dec 3 @ 10:05AM
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Well you can have all that male stuff....just give me multiple orgasms...Please. 
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nolimitholdum
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Dec 3 @ 10:07AM
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MULTIPLE ORGASMS speak for your self 
just takes longer  great blog 
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DeDe54
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Dec 3 @ 10:14AM
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dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum 8.95 a 3 pack for underwear??? Where the hell does he shop? 
Good Blog L4E!! 
Whats really scarey is, she is right about the whole damned thing! 
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casuallylooking
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Dec 3 @ 10:19AM
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lol........I was reading all of this thinking damn, that's just not fair at all. I'm jealous over some of that stuff. Then your bottom line........I guess life is fair after all. 
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shellsmack
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Dec 3 @ 1:32PM
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MULTIPLE ORGASMS just takes longer
Yeah...ain't got all day boy.    GET OFF ALREADY
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shellsmack
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Dec 3 @ 1:33PM
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I'm saying...MEN GET OFF ALREADY.
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StraddleMyNose
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Dec 3 @ 3:55PM
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I agree with NLH, just takes a little longer. 
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Looking4ever
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Dec 3 @ 4:06PM
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Okay, boys...let's get this straight: When we say MULTIPLES we are talking one RIGHT after the other. No down time. No lines. No waiting. Hell, some of us can have as many as 5-10 in a matter of mere minutes...by ourselves. So, sure, you guys can have several a day. Women, on the other hand, can easily have them daily in the DOUBLE digits.
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asnet
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Dec 3 @ 10:19PM
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Close, but no cigar.
$8.95 for a threepack?
No way.
My limit is 99 cents.
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six3indallas
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Dec 4 @ 1:12AM
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Actually, Wal-Mart had boxer briefs tonight at $7.97 for a four pack. Fruit of the Loom. In colors other than white.
Sorry.
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iceberg26
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Dec 5 @ 9:52AM
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Nice blog, but one could do the same thing fairly easily about why women are happier :P.
Also, I shave more than just my face and its quite uncomfortable.
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Friendinneed56M
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Dec 20 @ 9:12AM
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Men are happier most of the time..We yes are very simple creatures..Most of us don't complicate things..
We are not as emotional as women are in most respects..
We don't get that monthly curse..
We don't get pregnant and have to endure delivering a baby..
We don't have to shave our legs and all other places..
We are not slaves to fashion..
We are Men.. Take us as we are or we'll go find someone who will..
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paradox110
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Dec 22 @ 11:16PM
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I read things like this, and I wonder if there really ARE men out there who fit into this. I always have to check in my pants and make sure that I AM a man. Yep, the parts are there. Worst part of it is that the company I work for doesn't seem to know I'm male, either. Nope, they pay me same rate as women who do the same job. Might not be fair, but, what the heck...I could use the money: If I find a company who will pay me a testoterone bonus, I'll take it. ;)
A little something to ponder: Men aren't so different from women emotionally as it might appear. Contrary to "common knowledge", men actually DO have emotions. Expressing emotion is simply NOT socially acceptable for us, or at least so we've been taught from infancy. Is it any wonder that we're all so maladjusted? (sorry, guys, am I a traitor for revealing a few of our secrets here?)
Actually, we men DO have one major advantage: It would be pretty darn near impossible for women to sit around on Saturday morning and rub their ovaries. Us guys, on the other hand, can rub our ... Hey, I'm beginning to think we really do have it good.
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canuhelpme258
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Dec 29 @ 9:48AM
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My cigs are not yucky!
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aspiringwriter
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Jan 13 @ 4:51PM
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true dat, true dat. You can have your multiple orgasms, I like having things nice and simple.
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ShesCurious2C
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Jan 13 @ 5:41PM
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Ok, now I'm not sure what to believe.
Is what Paradox says true, men really DO have the same feelings but are unable to express them or act accordingly?
If so, my boyfriend is not the good looking, great in bed, basicly simple minded, friendly, but emotionally inept guy (who doesn't understand things such as why I'd be pissed that he had so much fun fishing he forgot about our dinner date) I thought he was. That would instead make him an egocentric, narcissistic asshole who just happens to be good looking and great in bed.
Sigh ...
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canuhelpme258
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Jan 13 @ 6:42PM
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Oh wait... time permitting I can have those I really ain't lying either you can ask a certain person!
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canuhelpme258
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Jan 13 @ 6:55PM
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Guys are happier cuz we love pussy!
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