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posted 12/3/2007 8:14:19 AM |
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  borty293

As many of you know whenever I feel lonely and feel the need for solace, I attend funerals...doesn't seem to matter if I know the deceased,,,its just the ambeonce I desire. Yesterday I put on my sunday best and of course a pair of red satin Macho Panties and was standing in respectfull reverence by the grave site with thirty other mourners when suddenly a small slightly wet fart escaped from my ample buttocks. I thought nothing of it as it didn't draw much attention however my compulsion to laugh reared it ugly head again when suddenly the acrid odor of burning hair filled my nostrils. I scanned the crowd looking for the source of the odor when suddenly a women next to me screemed and pointed toward my crotch. To my horror, I observed smoke billowing from my trousers and almost immediately felt the searing heat in my nether regions. Without hesitation and to the indignant protestations of the crowd, removed my pants to find my Macho Panties completely involved in bright orange flames. When I awoke in the hospital all my hair was gone except for half my moustache. As a result I am recalling all Maco Panties with fulll refunds until the problem can be fixed.....Your Humble Servant ...Sir Professor Borty ....and my I also take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience to my customers....

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Looking4ever

Dec 3 @ 8:17AM  
Dayum, baby! We really got to find you a woman...
nolimitholdum

Dec 3 @ 8:20AM  
NO COMMENT good blog
Ewe_Wish

Dec 3 @ 8:30AM  
I just knew it was too good to be true..........do you realize how many of those Macho Panties I sent out for christmas gifts...............damn I am now going to have to notify them before they use them...........and Now i will have to shop for other gifts...........damn.........wish you had run a test run on these prior to my order................Oh hell I sent LilGriz's to him early too..........anyone have his phone number.........this may be a might important for him to know.........


Great Blog........Hope the burns heal up quickly.............
borty293

Dec 3 @ 8:38AM  
It's those damn lithium batteries....
Dominus

Dec 3 @ 9:18AM  
I told you not to have those things made in China.
NachoBaby

Dec 3 @ 9:21AM  
Dear Prof. Borty,

We, in QC, warned you against purchasing that lot of lithium ion rechargeable battery packs from IBM earlier this year. We figured they were the recalled packs that were bursting into flames.

Maybe next time you will listen to the people you hired to do the research?

Sincerely,

QC PantiesRUs
borty293

Dec 3 @ 9:25AM  
Ya but Dominus ....Ben knew a guy who knew a guy ...just seemed converient at the time....
borty293

Dec 3 @ 9:28AM  
Yes sorry Nacho....next time I will listen to you ...particularly when you force me to the floor and have your way with me....
Lisa46

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Dec 3 @ 10:07AM  
OMG good thing I didn't fart when I wore mine they are in the mail but umm I hadn't washed them yet
jezzarae

Dec 3 @ 12:59PM  
well darn there you go and mess my christmas list up. Soooooooooooooo are your blinky ones still available and can I get them in christmas colors???
Of course I expect a discount for my inconvenience.....
StraddleMyNose

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Dec 3 @ 3:50PM  
OMG, I needed a good laugh for today! A kudo thrown your way.
Sunshinegal35

Dec 3 @ 5:42PM  
Just the vision of you, standing graveside, with your crotch on fire made my drink come out my nose!
Thanks for the chuckle....
Sweet_N_SaSSyTNgal

Dec 3 @ 6:06PM  
I thought that said..."Nacho Panties" at first glance.
sugarnspice005

Dec 3 @ 7:53PM  


Sorry...I was TRYING to feel some concern and all...but,


Good blog!!!!


*sneaks a green thing-a-ma-jiggy on the table....looks around to make sure DeDe didn't see*
bentan

Dec 3 @ 8:07PM  
"I geeeeve you good price ... goooooood price!" was what he kept tellin' me.

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