It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on to the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding the ground with the other hand. He is obvously excited by the pretty lady in the wavy dress. Her husband, noticing the excitement, suggests his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her hips and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. The husband tells her to let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try slipping your dress up your thighs".. ... this drives the gorilla absolutly crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says.. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!" 
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