'Twuz the Nite B4 X-Mas posted 12/2/2007 7:26:18 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: whig

DickSlippery

by Anonymous

'Twuz the nite B4 X-Mas
And all through the hood
DickSlippery wuz a creeping
Up 2 no good

DS wuz being naughty
Pretending 2 be nice
Looking 4 an accomlice
2 help split the price

DS investigated
He looked high...he looked low
He looked through the back of the newspaper
Trying 2 find the right kind of ho

A girl who'd get naked
Then send him the pics
A chick he could play with
Without dixxxbitch getting pissed

A girl who wuz clever
But not trying 2 get paid
All DS wants this December
Iz 2 fucking get laid

dixxx said, "Motherfucker, are U blind?
U've got some pussy right here!
But Ur making me start 2 wonder
If U aren't really just queer

How U gonna pass up these titties?
Have U seen my big ass?
What? Are U stupid?
Or just smoking crack?"

dixxxbitch wuz frustrated
But determined she'd win
Cuz at the end of the day
This fucking idiot wuz still her best friend

She wuz determined 2 save him
From his own evil ways
dixxxbitch wuz what she'd give him
This year come X-Mas day

So, dixxxbitch grabbed a camera
And Yahoo'd a snapshot or two
And when DS opened his email
He found out what dixxxbitch could do

His mind wuz simply aflutter
Blown like a millionaire's pipes
He finally found just what he'd been seeking
And the bitch turned out 2 be his fucking wife?

That's how one crazy December
The freakiest couple I know
Got all they ever wanted 4 X-Mas
Including sex with a ho, ho ho ho!

Keeping U posted

DS

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