Hi...I'm DickSlippery. U may remember me from such blogs as 4 Those
Without a Cock, We Dilute U and Greetings From the Great Beyond. I'm
here 2day 2 talk 2 U about a problem facing many men in America. Everyday,
average men just like U and me. That's right...I'm talking about chaffing.
Chaffing iz a condition which arises from a lack of proper lubrication, and the
good folks over at Dupont Chemical Corporation want U 2 know it duzn't have
2 be this way any longer thanks 2 a revolutionary new product called SLIME.
SLIME iz a silicate polymer that iz guaranteed 2 make Ur chaffing problems a
thing of the past. It's easy 2 use...just slather it on and go 2 work! U'll see the
difference immediately. Go ahead and give it a try so U can see 4 Urself! Ask 4 it
where ever fine petroleum based products are sold. Warning! SLIME has not
been approved 4 use on humans by the FDA and has been known 2 cause
severe rash, bleeding ulcers, hair loss, blurred vision, osteoporosis and or death.
Use at Ur own risk.
So, here it iz - the holiday fucking season - and I'm fucking broke. It's an
unfortunate side effect of not having a job. So, I'm sitting here last night, sore
dick in hand, thinking about this shit (cuz, that's what I do, U see. I'm an idea
man...) and it occurs 2 me...SPONSERSHIP! All I need 2 do 2 keep the
extravagant lifestyle I have become used 2 iz find myself a blogging sponser!
Sure...it may mean a few extra commercials on the goddamn internet, but who
cares if it means THE WHOLE WORLD having even one more second of
the sheer joy one experiences while reading one of my award winning blogs?
So, while I am seeking adequate sponsership 4 my online antics I guess I will just keep on
Keeping U posted,
DS 
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