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posted 12/2/2007 8:02:41 AM |
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While diddling around on the net this morning I found this important and highly surprising piece of information:

Christmas Has Been Cancled!
Aparently so many people told Santa that they had been good this year that he died laughing.

Now I am highly dissapointed and feel somehow partly responsible for this since all I asked for for christmas was a dozen naughty ladies and the attempt to find them surely must have been a contributing factor to the poor old fellows untimely demise.

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Dec 2 @ 8:28AM  
Ahh..........You should have asked for a nice one...........

Dec 2 @ 8:35AM  
Well at least I hope he died happy

Dec 2 @ 8:37AM  
Ah....Words of wisdom from a lovely lady...Now why didn't I think to do that before I helped knock the old guy off...... I am so ashamed......

Dec 2 @ 8:43AM  
Btw its good to see you back......................


Dec 2 @ 8:47AM  
That's not what I heard........

Supposedly he's runnin' the egg-nog wrestlin' down at the local Gas-n-Go...


Dec 2 @ 9:52AM  
Christmas Has Been Cancled!
Aparently so many people told Santa that they had been good this year that he died laughing.

OOPS!! Sorry....I thought I had hit the delete button instead the send button when I wrote Santa telling how good I've been all years.


Dec 2 @ 12:47PM  
Did you hear about the Santa's NOT being able to say HO HO HO! anymore because it offends the PROSTITUTES????? PAAAA-LEEEESSSSSSE! Now they have to say HA HA HA! instead! Can you imagine the store Santa's scooping up the little children on his lap and bellowing HA HA HA!!??? Enough to scare them away...Come on people!!!

Dec 2 @ 1:01PM  
Thank you dear lady, It's good to be back.

A word of advice- never never ever leave your laptop on top of vour vehicle! Makes it very hard to get online when you cant find all the pieces!

What's up with all this politicly correct nonsense? If everbody wuld jest learn ta speak southern then thar wuldnt be no more problems. Ifin them gals down on ta corner dont know what a ho is then send em on down here. I got 3 ho's in the tool shed an sho would like some help getin tha winter beds all dug up. Fetch em on down har an weuns will edumacate em for ya.

Gen U Wine Redneck an durn proud of it!

Dec 2 @ 7:54PM  
But...but...but...I've been REAL good. Is it my fault he didn't specify what he meant by good? He didn't ask if I have been well behaved. That's a whole other story...

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