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Important Christmas Notice! posted 12/2/2007 8:02:41 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, christmas, joke   free2spoilu While diddling around on the net this morning I found this important and highly surprising piece of information: Christmas Has Been Cancled! Aparently so many people told Santa that they had been good this year that he died laughing. Now I am highly dissapointed and feel somehow partly responsible for this since all I asked for for christmas was a dozen naughty ladies and the attempt to find them surely must have been a contributing factor to the poor old fellows untimely demise. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by free2spoilu: Sensual Adventures The Adventures of Purvis. Ewe__Wish is in T r o u b l e! Neghbors Strange Confession Save A Rocking Horse- Ride A Santa! Important Christmas Notice! Dating in southern rural areas.

Ewe_Wish	Dec 2 @ 8:28AM
	Ahh..........You should have asked for a nice one...........
Angel_45304	Dec 2 @ 8:35AM
	Well at least I hope he died happy
free2spoilu	Dec 2 @ 8:37AM
	Ah....Words of wisdom from a lovely lady...Now why didn't I think to do that before I helped knock the old guy off...... I am so ashamed......
Ewe_Wish	Dec 2 @ 8:43AM
	Btw its good to see you back......................
Ashinatrix	Dec 2 @ 8:47AM
	That's not what I heard........ Supposedly he's runnin' the egg-nog wrestlin' down at the local Gas-n-Go...
sugarnspice005	Dec 2 @ 9:52AM
	Christmas Has Been Cancled! Aparently so many people told Santa that they had been good this year that he died laughing. OOPS!! Sorry....I thought I had hit the delete button instead the send button when I wrote Santa telling how good I've been all years.
kytallgirl	Dec 2 @ 12:47PM
	Did you hear about the Santa's NOT being able to say HO HO HO! anymore because it offends the PROSTITUTES????? PAAAA-LEEEESSSSSSE! Now they have to say HA HA HA! instead! Can you imagine the store Santa's scooping up the little children on his lap and bellowing HA HA HA!!??? Enough to scare them away...Come on people!!!
free2spoilu	Dec 2 @ 1:01PM
	Thank you dear lady, It's good to be back. A word of advice- never never ever leave your laptop on top of vour vehicle! Makes it very hard to get online when you cant find all the pieces! What's up with all this politicly correct nonsense? If everbody wuld jest learn ta speak southern then thar wuldnt be no more problems. Ifin them gals down on ta corner dont know what a ho is then send em on down here. I got 3 ho's in the tool shed an sho would like some help getin tha winter beds all dug up. Fetch em on down har an weuns will edumacate em for ya. Gen U Wine Redneck an durn proud of it!
Looking4ever	Dec 2 @ 7:54PM
	But...but...but...I've been REAL good. Is it my fault he didn't specify what he meant by good? He didn't ask if I have been well behaved. That's a whole other story...