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posted 12/1/2007 12:34:13 AM |
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  DickSlippery

Wow...what a fucking week this has been, huh? Not only wuz it marked by the passing of my 100th blog (2 those of U looking at my 270 some odd blogs and wondering just WTF I've been babbling about all this time? Yeah...I know. I meant my 100th blog over on blogger.com, ass...), an event which wuz fun as fuck 4 me, anyway. I don't know if any of U motherfuckers had a good time, but I damned sure did! Matter of fact, I'm thinking about doing it again 4 my 101st blog...

I just want 2 go on record as saying I meant no ill will 2wards REAL_UNIQUE when I wrote all those nasty things about him on his Week According 2 Moi' blog. I have nothing bad 2 say about the guy. I don't even know him. I wuz just fucking around, dude. Now...will U PLEASE stop sending me all those wannafuck emails?

I just want totallytaboo 2 understand I haven't 4gotten about Ur sexy ass, baby! We never get 2 talk cuz Ur ass lives in Washington DC and I kick it in Sunny California, but don't think I don't think of U often...especially whenever I am at my slipperiest! (OK...that's probably not a word. But I'm gonna go 4 it anyway...)

VERYCURVYVERYVOLUPTUOUS iz obviously a woman who takes truth in advertising VERY seriously. That's all I'm gonna fucking say about that shit!

Don't think 4 one fucking second that Sunshinegal35's (not 2 be confused with Sunshine79 AKA The Infamous Mrs. Parker, the well known, often loved and incredibly slutty regular of these here blog pages...) little remark about not being worth half a line in one of my blogs. BITCH PLEASE! Like I'm gonna not talk about a bitch who has titties as big as U do! Are U fucking new here? Oh, yeah...Ur fucking new here...

It has come 2 my attention that Ewe_Wish and DeDe54 have some sort of conspiracy going over these green thingies. They're buying and selling them like stocks on fucking wall street. Handing them out like candy on Hallofuckingween! I don't know what this shit means. I have my investigative reporters on the ground and scavenging the countryside 4 any clues the two of them may have left behind while on their little spree...

This iz 4 Ashinatrix only...Fuck U, bitch! Nice and slow, baby...nice and steady...that's it right there...GOD It'd be fun 2 fuck U!!! (being within driving distance of jezzarae...well, that's pretty much just a bonu

Just so U guys know, SexyBrazillianGirl did offer 2 be on my 100th blog, but she wanted me 2 use one of her AMD pics. Are U fucking kidding me? If I let U do that LadieDarkStarr, BOOBALICIOUS and dixxxbitch would have my fucking BALLS on a goddamn platter!!! Take a fucking picture, bitch! I mean...if that really iz U...

Oh...and by the way, MsHelle, it iz true that U sent me more than just the one pic that I decided 2 use, but U only sent me the one picture showing off that MAGNIFICENT ass of Urs! Girl...U iz one bad motherfucker! What I want 2 do iz talk 2 U about doing a layout 4 me anyway! Cum be a SlipperyBitch, bitch! Email me if U are interested...

blondenbusty69 iz getting a mention just becuz...well, goddamn...have U seen her fucking profile? Well then what are U fucking with me 4?

And I do believe that's gonna wrap it up 4 this fucking edition of whatever the fuck U wanna call it...my periodic roll call...ha ha ha - whatever - fuck off...

Keeping U posted

DS

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Ewe_Wish

Dec 1 @ 7:11AM  
I have my investigative reporters on the ground and scavenging the countryside 4 any clues the two of them may have left behind while on their little spree
Careful now, sweetie.........I have been known to do some investigations myself............and we all may be interested in finding out who the true DickSlippery is...............just saying..........


DickSlippery

Dec 1 @ 7:18AM  
Watch it, now!!!!!

LOL

DS
Looking4ever

Dec 1 @ 8:24AM  
It has come 2 my attention that Ewe_Wish and DeDe54 have some sort of conspiracy going over these green thingies. They're buying and selling them like stocks on fucking wall street. Handing them out like candy on Hallofuckingween! I don't know what this shit means.

They are the anti-sex, man. What it means is if you get them, you aren't getting laid. That's all I'm sayin'...
Ewe_Wish

Dec 1 @ 9:09AM  
They are the anti-sex, man. What it means is if you get them, you aren't getting laid. That's all I'm sayin'...
Well I am not getting any either.........just saying........
NachoBaby

Dec 1 @ 9:57AM  
OMG I think Ewe should do an investigation of Dick! I wonder if she knows that many swear words? It could be edumacationalashell!
DeDe54

Dec 1 @ 12:08PM  
. I have my investigative reporters on the ground and scavenging the countryside 4 any clues the two of them may have left behind while on their little spree...

You will never ever ever find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeDe54

Dec 1 @ 12:10PM  
They are the anti-sex, man. What it means is if you get them, you aren't getting laid. That's all I'm sayin'.


Ummmmmmmmmm ok!!!

OK DS, I would give you a green thingy ma bob, but.................you know!
sugarnspice005

Dec 1 @ 1:26PM  
Careful now, sweetie.........I have been known to do some investigations myself............

Yup...it's true..she's done some investigations herself and she's damned good!! Especially if she gets LBS and CL on the case...then watch out!!!!!
sugarnspice005

Dec 1 @ 1:28PM  
They are the anti-sex,

DeDe????? Anti-sex??????

excuse me but............................................................................



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