I generally keep this sort of stuff locked inside my head, but sometimes I am told things that are just so....idiotic that I must share them with people. I call these unwisdoms, because honestly....it really does showcase the bottom of the intelligence barrel. I don't have too many tonight, but I thought I would just get it going....so here are a few.
"Despite the fact that an oreo may look the same going out, it doesn't taste the same as when it was going in"
"Velveeta looks the same after a year of being in the fridge unopened. Taste is a different story."
(On an unknown blob of gunk in the fridge) "I poked it with a pencil, and it jiggled, so it's probably jell-o"
"I didn't know that kool-aid could get moldy at the time"
(on discovering the stench eminated from the freezer) "I was shocked. I was expecting it to be the 3-month old milk"
That's all I got for now...
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