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posted 11/28/2007 4:26:06 PM |
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Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh,
okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a
minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I
did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all
scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He
jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming
pool? . . Is this 486-57

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ABrownEyedScorpio

Nov 28 @ 5:52PM  
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

FANTASTIC!!!
max49

Nov 28 @ 6:01PM  
LMFAO Good one.
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Nov 28 @ 6:15PM  
I agree with Max, this is a good one!

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