After many hours of research at the panty lab in Ash's closet, I am proud to announce the birth of my new invention...Macho Panties or simply stated ..panties for men. They are designed as boxer briefs made of pure satin with an added feature called the penis pouch which includes a wrap around vibrator powered by a small watch battery. Yes gentlemen ..now you can walk around with a chubby on and if so desired, simply increase the vibration to facilitate a full erection. Now the ladies can see your vibrating manhood at the flick of a switch. As an option ..I've added the blinky dinky feature for night time viewing just in time for Christmas. I've instructed Max49 to gas up the panty van so get your orders in.
Your Spriitual Advisor ...Sir Professor Borty
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bentan

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Nov 26 @ 4:13AM
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Ahhh Prof. Borty you never fail to amaze me. I was wondering though ... do you have a remote-controlled one in the works? Say via WIFI or infra-red?
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bentan

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Nov 26 @ 4:13AM
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Hey watchabout that blog on procrastination eh?
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Looking4ever

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Nov 26 @ 4:17AM
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I knew he would soon come up with something involving his pantie fetish...
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Raven_Silverfire

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Nov 26 @ 4:20AM
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are you working on macho panty rash cream for those guys who wear them too long?
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borty293

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Nov 26 @ 5:09AM
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Well Ben...I just can't seem to get around to typing the procrastination blog...maybe tomorrow....
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ynot7769

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Nov 26 @ 5:51AM
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i'll take a pair in every color........
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ValentineGirl214

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Nov 26 @ 5:53AM
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I love Boxer Briefs On Men!!! This will be a welcomed feature!!!!
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Ewe_Wish

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Nov 26 @ 6:12AM
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Do u offer a discount on large purchases...........I am thinking I have a lot of men to suddenly by gifts for..........................
Great one, Sweetie.....
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NachoBaby

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Nov 26 @ 7:45AM
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Damn! I misread, I thought you had Nacho Panties.. you know.. the kind that likes to nibble on your nuts while you are doing important stuff?
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loveableone

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Nov 26 @ 9:05AM
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Great job as usual!!! Kudos to you my good man!
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Lisa46

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Nov 26 @ 10:55AM
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dayum makes me wish I had a man to buy some for! Great invention!!
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