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posted 11/24/2007 9:07:45 PM |
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  South_Of_Main

Seeing as this is allegedly a sex site.. And considering the fact that, some people, no matter how you serve it up, well… appear to be somewhat semenophobic. If that isn’t a word then perhaps Mr. Webster might consider adding it. I thought this might be an interesting contribution to “The Blogs”. Yes Ladies, this blog is about semen! Why am I writing about this? It’s anyone’s guess as to why I choose to write about anything , but lets just say it was on my mind ;-)

You don’t like having it spurt all over you? Does the thought of that warm, thick substance in the back of your throat make you want to wretch and gag? Well, if this describes you Ladies, then I offer you my deepest consolences. You might very well be missing out on the best thing since… well since Adam enjoyed that first apple.

That magical stuff.. Also called cum, jizz, seed, life force, and a whole lot of other things, is.. Drum roll here.. Actually GOOD for you. Sure, we have all heard ‘those stories’ saying how its supposed to be good for your skin, etc. etc. etc. but did you know that it actually is? High in prostaglandins, semen can stave off depression, lower blood pressure, and did you know that there is also a study that states that women who swallow semen while performing oral sex have less of a chance of developing preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder that can come with pregnancy. Ya don’t say?

So what is in ‘that stuff’ anyway? I’m so glad you asked! Only 1% of the content of semen is actually sperm. The other 99% is made up of:

ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism) and, last but not least,
zinc (mineral)!

You know they even make little pills, which allegedly a guy can take to make it taste better? Personally I think that’s a waste because, honestly, if they are healthy, don’t smoke a whole lot, eat right, etc. , let’s just suffice it to say it’s not bad at all.

So just how is semen supposed to lower blood pressure and do all those wonderful things? Because I was not a part of those studies, I can’t tell you exactly. But there are indeed studies that have concluded that there are indeed real benefits. I’m not here to cut and paste those studies, if you are interested in finding out then you are going to have to do a little self-education. Okay, so you suggest that maybe it’s simply the sex that is so beneficial. Although that might initially appear to be the case, when the stats were tallied up, ladies who were having sex, but never really exposed to semen, due to use of condoms by their male partners, didn’t fare nearly as well as their sisters who were often ‘exposed’. Please realize that I am by no means condoning reckless behaviour when it comes to sex, just passing along a bit of information. In some cultures, not willingly accepting a man’s seed is considered unimaginable and quite insulting.

So, the next time, before you automatically convince yourself that it’s disgusting and there is no way you could get into that, open your mind, relax and enjoy.



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Comments:

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ValentineGirl214

Nov 24 @ 9:55PM  
Never had an issue with semen, just not on my face please!!
Fckmhrdtnght

Nov 24 @ 10:00PM  
Just tell them to eat lots of fruit ... especially Pineapple..

mmmm
loveableone

Nov 24 @ 10:02PM  
Yes if there is too much red meat or broccoli/cauliflower/asparagus in system - YUCK!!! But eat lots of fruit and it is YUMMMYYYY!!!!
ynot7769

Nov 24 @ 10:20PM  
hell i live on meat and protein shakes.........whats that mean
GSpotGina

Nov 24 @ 10:52PM  
All I can say is, I'm not semenophobic at all (details omitted)!
asnet

Nov 24 @ 11:10PM  
But there are indeed studies that have concluded that there are indeed real benefits. I’m not here to cut and paste those studies, if you are interested in finding out then you are going to have to do a little self-education.

For someone in "health care" ... and hopefully not in any position where you are making clinical decisions about the lives of real people ... you have a lot to learn about making undocumented claims .... without citing a single source for your statements and then shooting up a smoke screen about cutting and pasting. Do you know the difference between science and folklore? Or are you one of those HMO "administrators"?
Looking4ever

Nov 24 @ 11:12PM  
Gee, and some say this is JUST a sex site. Think of all the info we'd miss out on if we weren't here. Thanks, SOM.
HollyHummy

Nov 24 @ 11:31PM  
...kind of like bananas...
minderbinder02

Nov 24 @ 11:43PM  
Thanks SOM ... I love those kinds of studies...and what better line to give to a girl than 'you are hurting your health if you don't drink this?"
Thanks for the post.
slohand_47

Nov 25 @ 12:49AM  
Ditto on the pineapple juice. A previous GF of mine read that in a magazine. I already drank a lot of OJ...... but I started supplimenting with pineapple juice and she said she could tell the difference.

Wonder if mango's would have the same effect?? I'll bet Mango Margarita's would have SOME sort of positive effect..........
GSpotGina

Nov 25 @ 1:03AM  
Asnet would this help for starters? You can pick quite a bit of the contents from this alone. But yeah, she's right, if you're feeling intrigued enough... you might want to do more research on your own

http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/26/4/459
DesertSmile

Nov 25 @ 1:07AM  
I personally have no fear but rather an intense liking for "jizz" assuming I know my partner well enough to accept it.

And just to help you out on the research end, here is a link to an article about semen and preeclampsia in pregnant women.


http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Semen+protects+against+preeclampsia-a015882421
mrknowuwell

Nov 25 @ 3:40AM  
would that b 4...... breakfast....lunch....dinner ....or dessert .....mrknowuwell will b ur server today
borty293

Nov 25 @ 5:45AM  
Hey...I wonder if we could make it in pill form and sell it to health food stores...sounds like a new invention ...
South_Of_Main

Nov 25 @ 7:59AM  
Sounds like somebody might be a such a bitter old fart that nobody would ever want any of his jizz...



Oh and btw Guys.. This blog was my holiday gift to you.. now you know who will and who won't!

asnet

Nov 25 @ 8:22AM  


19 mins ago
Sounds like somebody might be a such a bitter old fart that nobody would ever want any of his jizz...

More of the same from the know nothings.
Insulting, abusive, offensive, inappropriate.

shellsmack

Nov 25 @ 2:37PM  
BUT, there's no food in it. (info from an Ohio college)
ynot7769

Nov 25 @ 3:46PM  
Oh and btw Guys.. This blog was my holiday gift to you.. now you know who will and who won't!


will or won't what?



More of the same from the know nothings.
Insulting, abusive, offensive, inappropriate.

unfourtunatly kinda like alot of your comments huh
Raven_Silverfire

Nov 26 @ 4:47AM  
yay semen! the low calorie snack that helps your body too
toddran

Dec 15 @ 3:12AM  


[QUOTE]For someone in "health care" ... and hopefully not in any position where you are making clinical decisions about the lives of real people ... you have a lot to learn about making undocumented claims .... without citing a single source for your statements and then shooting up a smoke screen about cutting and pasting. Do you know the difference between science and folklore? Or are you one of those HMO "administrators"?

Lighten up Assnet!!!! SOM was just trying to entertain. no need to insult her healthcare employment. Some people just go through life with a stick up their ass...
Looking4ever

Dec 15 @ 9:08AM  
Lighten up Assnet!!!! SOM was just trying to entertain. no need to insult her healthcare employment. Some people just go through life with a stick up their ass...

You are SO very right....sometimes it's a very big stick...wonder if he knows that he can remove it?

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