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posted 11/22/2007 10:43:23 PM |
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I am thankful that The Flintstones iz just a cartoon and not real, cuz those cars they have in Bedrock would fucking suck whenever it rained.

I am thankful that I'm not a fucking Jets fan. 27-3 at the beginning of the fourth...WOW! The Cowboys are fucking handing it 2 these motherfuckers 2day, and that just ain't no joke! It iz funny, though... it damned sure ain't a joke.

I am thankful that my wife duzn't trip on all these other bitches sending me nudie pictures of themselves (Usually duzn't trip, that iz...)

I am thankful that 100th blogs only come once (as I continue 2 prepare my third 100th blog...)

I am thankful that ONLY one of my kids has had a kid. I'm not quite emotionally prepared 2 be a grandfather, yet.

I am thankful that LadieDarkStarr's boyfriend iz dumb enough...er...trusts...yeah, that's it...trusts her enough 2 let her 2 go 2 Las Vegas with me next year. Especially since he knows my reputation! 4tunately, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...

I am thankful that it iz almost dinnertime. This shit fucking SMELLS great! I can't wait 2 taste it.

I am thankful 4 BIG BOTTOMS and the girls that gots them!!!

I am thankful that the X-Mas season iz finally upon us. I believe I have been a particularly good boy this year, and I am looking 4ward 2 getting broke off by the fat man. And just so U know, I ain't finna be hearing anything about elves being on strike or any shit like that shit U pulled last year. U need 2 bring me my cheddar, motherfucker, or we iz about 2 have a problem...

I am thankful that all of my friends are on AMD. It should make shopping really easy this year. Virtual roses 4 the girls, virtual rings 4 the guys and a virtual strap-on 4 Pudge2you. I should be able 2 wrap it up 4 less than $20, leaving the remainder of my X-Mas budget 2 spend on strippers and crack cocaine...

I am thankful that the judge finally took away Brittany Spears children, since now she won't be able 2 use the no babysitter excuse when I call her 4 a date.

I am thankful that the Taliban duzn't have a local chapter.

I am thankful that none of U actually has a physical address on me, since it would be almost IMPOSSIBLE 2 keep that kind of information away from the likes of exoticangel who would then use it 2 stake out my house. I would then, undoubtedly, find evidence of her extended stay in the tree outside my bedroom window.

I am thankful that my boy just showed up with the new Katt Williams DVD. That nigga right there leaves me weak as fuck! I think I am finna have 2 go ahead and watch this motherfucker. So I'm gonna have 2 keep on

Keeping U posted

DS

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Rumors, Lies & Innuendo XVIII
Duz This Mean I've Grown (or am I just happy 2 see U...)?
4 Those Few Who Give A Rat's Ass...
DickSlippery Lives!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING FED UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!
DickSlippery 2 the Rescue!!! Part Two
DickSlippery 2 the Rescue!!!! Part One
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Waiting on the Governor 2 Call...
Talk about a perfectly good waste of time...
On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part Three
On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part Two
On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part One
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BLOGGING 4 LACK OF ANYTHING ELSE BETTER 2 DO...
RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO PART THREE
RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO XVII Part Two
RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO XVII Part One
WILL THE REAL DICKSLIPPERY PLEASE STAND UP? Part Two
WILL THE REAL DICKSLIPPERY PLEASE STAND UP? Part One


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darthmaul

Nov 22 @ 11:29PM  
I am thankful that the Taliban duzn't have a local chapter.


Just cause they'd make you "marry" any conquests you make? not to worry, tho, you're allowed to divorce them when you're done.

Tho that multiple wife thing, and the 72 virgins in the afterlife, are kind of weird...
DickSlippery

Nov 23 @ 12:31AM  
WTF are U talking about dude? I think U need 2 leave off watching those Star Wars movies 4 a little while and smoke a fucking bowl or something...

In other words...RELAX!

DS
Looking4ever

Nov 23 @ 4:28AM  
I am thankful that LadieDarkStarr's boyfriend iz dumb enough...er...trusts...yeah, that's it...trusts her enough 2 let her 2 go 2 Las Vegas with me next year. Especially since he knows my reputation! 4tunately, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...

Ashinatrix

Nov 23 @ 7:28AM  

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