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But I think he's eating turkey 2day over on the Kennedy Compound or something (see...that's how U fucking know U have money. Most rich motherfuckers have estates. Those bastards right there live on a fucking compound. That's what U call OLD MONEY. Believe U me, U may not even realize how important it iz 2 have old money until Ur blockhead son drives his Lincoln off of a fucking bridge with his date still buckled in tight as a the pussy on a nun, but once that happens U get some kind of idea what kinda juice U really have.

Thats the real difference, I guess. The fuckers that made all that godamn money off of the internet are rich, sure, but they don't wield any power. That's the real measure of a man's influence. Not how much money he has 2 spend, but rather what kind of pull he has over on Capitol Hill. Anyone can buy a senator. Only the truly affluent can raise one.

But thats not really what I sat down 2 blog about 2day. I wanted 2 bring up something that has been bothering me 4 awhile. What i want 2 talk about 2day iz the extravagant cost of hookers here in the Twenty-First Century! When I found out how much these bitches are charging these daze I couldn't fucking believe it! Damn, bitch! Duz Ur pussy come with an optional CD changer or what?

Now, I myself have never been one 2 frequent the ladies of the night, although I have known those that do. That's ok with me. Who am I 2 tell two adults what they can do in the privacy of thier own hotel room, or the backseat of his fucking car or the darkest corner of the fucking park...whatever. Assuming that one of them has some pussy she wants 2 sell and the other some money he wants 2 spend on it and both of them are adults, then who the fuck am I 2 cockblock that deal?

Don't get me wrong here...I'm not putting up a stink about anything somebody else iz doing 2 make ends meet. Its Ur fucking ass...if U wanna sell it, then go make Ur money, bitch! I dont give a fuck whose dick U suck 2 pay Ur rent. That shit iz between U and the motherfucker whose getting his dick sucked. My deal has always been that I don't pay 4 shit that I can get 4 free just by applying myself. Fuck that dropping $250.00 2 fuck some bitch 4 an hour. Are U out Ur motherfucking mind? Bitch, I can by a car 4 that fucking much! It might be a scraper, but it'll run. No guarantees beyond that, though.

Anyway, I didn't really want 2 talk about that shit either, but I've recently started running in those old ho circles I used 2 run and sooner or later I am bound 2 end up hooking up with one of them. I can hear the kids already. "But DS...U just said U don't go 2 hookers. How are U supposed 2 hook up with one then?" OK, check it out...I didn't say I don't fuck hookers. I said I don't pay 4 pussy. That's a whole different group of niggas right there. Nothing will piss a ho off faster than talking her N2 giving away that moneymaker, nigga! Pay attention now, cuz I'm trying 2 peep U some game here motherfuckers!

Buy that ain't really what I wanted 2 say 2day either. I guess all I really wanted 2 say 2 y'all 2day iz HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FREAKS & FREAKETTES!!!! That iz straight from the heart from both dixxxbitch and myself. Have a slippery holiday, U bitches!

Until next time I'll just keep on

Keeping U posted

DS

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str8ngr84u2

Nov 22 @ 10:16PM  
I hope you and the Mrs. are having a fanfuckingtastic holiday too!!

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