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Don't follow what 1 grader's say about how to cook a Turkey !!

posted 11/22/2007 12:07:07 AM |
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My friend has a 5 yr old in school . The teacher asked how to cook a Turkey !
Throw in oven for about 16 hrs ,,(boy )
Place in micro for about 1.5 min (girl )
Cook turkey untill burnt (girl ) ~ Sound's like last girlfriend I had !!
Put deer meat inside of turkey (boy ) ~~need I say more .
Put lots of sugar on turkey . (girl )
Put lots of hotsauce on turkey (boy) ~~ I think this one's Mexican .

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casuallylooking

Nov 22 @ 12:23AM  
This was cute, thanks for sharing it........
Oh BTW, there's nothing wrong with hot sauce and I'm not Mexican.
Happy Thanksgiving.. umm enjoy your turkey, regardless of who's cooking it. lol
bentan

Nov 22 @ 6:26AM  
I recently heard about something called a turducken that involves stuffing a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey (all deboned) plus some sausage meat.
borachone

Nov 22 @ 9:03AM  
Hey ben you otta get one and try it been doing that for a few years they are definitely different. kinda like a martini an aquired taste so to speak

Streets that stuff is really funny
borachone

Nov 22 @ 9:05AM  
I should probably have included the recipe for popcorn stuffing with the turducken

Make stuffing in any style you like but add 1/2 cup unpopped popcorn to the mix and when it blows the ass out of the turkey it's time to eat
Ashinatrix

Nov 22 @ 11:15AM  
Put deer meat inside of turkey
Don't be makin' fun of my boy!!!
hornytoad55

Nov 22 @ 11:18AM  
Good joke street. Thanks for sharing.
Ben, I heard an interview last Thanksgiving with Claw Walker about the turducken they had. He said it was different and "VERY FOUL"
Borachone, I am just fixing a turkey breast this years but next year I will try you popcorn dressing.
openmindedguy71

Dec 1 @ 8:50AM  
A lil traditional cooking on my part, But I cooked a perfect moist turkey complete with stuffing, and giblet gravy. An absolutely wonderful ham, green bean casserole. and asparagus with cheese sauce. the neighbors cooked the yams, potatoes and deserts, and we fed like half the block.

The best part was the Cowboys Thanksgiving day win over the jets. Go Cowboys.

By the way. I am glad I cooked instead of eating the ones you wrote about...

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Don't follow what 1 grader's say about how to cook a Turkey !!