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posted 11/21/2007 5:17:41 PM |
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I have so many new friends I want 2 get 2 know better, and a few that I would really like 2 fuck! Take blondenbusty69 4 instance. Now this iz a perfect example of someone I would love 2 get um...2 know a little bit better. exoticangel would be another one that sits very high on that list. VERY VERY high indeed...

As I continue 2 peruse the myriad of new names on my friends list I come across its_just_lil_ol_me and I realize at once that this iz an exceptional beauty. If I can convince her 2 pose 4 me I can die a happy fucking man. The next prospect I uncover iz lovebug52, who looks exceptionally sweet in that white lingerie of hers! I'd have 2 say she looks delicious.

Sexy_Wytch broke all the rules when she sent her naked pics directly 2 me! Talk about SEXY! This iz the total package, fellas. On the final page of my friends, I came across VERYCURVYVERYVOLUPTIOUS, and I almost came again. In fact, if U will excuse me, I need 2 take five and go pull one off just thinking about those tits of hers! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!

I would be amiss were I 2 end this blog without mentioning Libby4142. Generally speaking, I just don't find the Brits all that good looking. This bitch right here iz an exception 2 that fucking rule! MAN-O-MAN, what I wouldn't do just 2 meet her. Jeezus Christ! I also have my eye on talia1982, who has piqued my curiosity over the whole dom/sub dynamic. She iz looking 4 someone I never thought I could be...until I talked 2 her, that iz!

One look at my art iz all it takes 2 see that I am sorely lacking when it comes 2 black models (I have just one...). That's why I wuz so pleased 2 find MsHelle waiting for me in her black teddy. Mmmmm...that sho do look good 2 me! If it turns out that she can't help me with that, then maybe I can enlist blkslut_4_wht_dom 2 do it instead. Look how quickly my experience with talia1982 iz fucking paying off already!

On the way out I couldn't help but notice that BettySue650 also lives in Northern California! I only mention it becuz I am so used 2 these bitches living ten thousand miles away from me. Daly City really izn't that far, all things considered. Most definitely worth the two hour drive it would take 2 go see her in person. Who knows, maybe I could get SexyBrazilianGirl 2 fly up 2 SF from Brazil 4 a weekend of decadent fun!

But, I don't want 2 imply I have lost interest in any of my old friends, either. LadieDarkStarr, PrincessKissy, belle1010, tlc0766, Looking4ever, str8ngr84u2, Sunshine79, BOOBALICIOUS, totallytaboo, dumblonde, lotsaleg65, Ashinatrix, evening_storm, DeDe54, TastyCupcake, Blueyesprkln, jezzarae, Ewe-Wish & NachoBaby, as well as anyone I may have 4gotten (so sorry!) - I LOVE U ALL. THANK U SO MUCH 4 BEING MY FRIEND!!!

Keeping U posted

DS

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Ewe_Wish

Nov 21 @ 5:34PM  
Oh sure add me to your friends list and I dont even get an honorable mention.......hmmmm Not sure if i am insulted or not.........but thank god I saw this before I hit the send button on that email to you...........just saying
Ashinatrix

Nov 21 @ 5:53PM  
Wow.....that was like......touching....
jezzarae

Nov 21 @ 6:32PM  
Being your friend is a pleasure hun. You bring laughter and a smile to me everytime I read your blogs.

Happy Turkey Day to you and Dixx both. Hugs.

Oh and I forgive you for calling us OLD
str8ngr84u2

Nov 21 @ 10:55PM  
Wow!! I got a mention!! Oh and by the way...it is almost a pleasure...hehe.

Looking4ever

Nov 22 @ 1:43AM  
We love you too, you deviant madman.
Lisa46

Nov 22 @ 7:47AM  
Well fuck I didn't even rate a mention But I like ya anyway you maniac
DickSlippery

Nov 22 @ 9:30AM  
U know Lisa...I swear I wuz TOTALLY going 2 try and talk U N2 a wet t-shirt contest, and at the last minute I decided I didn't quite know U well enough 4 all of that. I hate it when I scare them off B4 I have the chance 2 mesmerize them with my bullshit. That bullshit iz just about the only thing I have going 4 me, considering the abnormal size of my penis (wouldn't U like 2 know?).

But let me know if U are interested in playimg with me...I can always use another beautiful model.

DS
MsHelle

Nov 22 @ 10:02AM  
DS - I didn't say I wouldn't participate as a model in your art, just how am I gonna get there and where am I gonna stay?? Since Dixxx is your alpha female, I'm not gonna step into a minefield on that. Besides, I will only be modeling for ya, nothing else, married men are too high maintenance for me!!

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