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On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part Two

posted 11/21/2007 4:11:42 AM |
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CONTINUED FROM B4...

What's even scarier iz how little she needs 2 shake that ass in order 2 get my attention. Its almost as if I have this sixth sense that seeks out pussy and the women who will give it away, or something. A little shake of the hips, maybe a bit of cleavage and I'm falling all over myself 2 get at her! It's not that I particularly need 2 see anyone's breasts, either (have U seen the titties on my wife?). No...I would have 2 say that the truth lies a lot closer 2 I want 2 see ALL OF THEM! I'm talking about every fucking bitch in the world. I may not be able 2 sleep with all of them, but I damned sure can look at their tits. Maybe even check out a little bush while I'm at it. I'm sure it won't lead 2 anywhere dangerous...

Then, just like that, I have convinced myself that it's OK 4 me 2 check my neighbor 4 breast cancer, which iz then followed closely with a pelvic exam and an anal probe (anyone up 4 a rousing game of Doctor? U be the patient this time...). Or, (and I really love this one, BTW...) I will tell myself, 'I am SOOOO in love! Its totally OK 4 me 2 spend the night at my cousin Jeff's house in Grass Valley with him, his old lady and her sister! Nothing's gonna happen!', and then I stay there at some fucking cabin out in the fucking woods somewhere's with these three fucking idiots (making a grand total of four fucking idiots...} playing cards or Pictionary or Candyland or what the fuck ever until my FAGGOT of a cousin and his woman pretend 2 be hella tired all of the sudden and go 2 bed even though it's only 7:30 and the fucking sun iz still up! So, they're gone 4 the night (although not far enough that we can't hear the motherfuckers in there fucking) and I am left alone with Brandi with an i, who right away starts in about how she just got out of this four year relationship with this guy who wuz really controlling and stuff but she still loves him even though he hit her and stuff and now she knows its over, cuz he's been fucking her former best friend since the day they broke up four months ago and its ok even though it's kinda lonely being alone by herself and the only thing she really misses iz the SEX!!! Then, when it iz finally time 4 bed and we discover the fact that there iz only one more blanket and it's so fucking cold U can see Ur breath? That's when I tell myself, 'It's OK if I sleep in the same bed with her. Nothing's going 2 happen!' and I climb N2 bed even though she sleeps fucking NAKED and then LO AND MOTHERFUCKING BEHOLD...I end up fucking the bitch.

Am I the only one who couldn't see that one coming? Do U think it would of mattered if I had? Probably not, but it sure would have been harder 4 me 2 look myself in the mirror were I 2 be honest about the pain I am willing 2 inflict upon someone (whose only fucking crime wuz falling in love with a fucking piece of shit) I claim 2 love intentionally just so I can get a little strange. Were I 2 think about that shit honestly, I don't believe I could do it. I think I would realize what I wuz doing and knock it the fuck off. I'm not some evil fucking bastard who loves making his bitch cry. I know I love my woman and I know damned good and well I won't fuck around on her and I'm gonna prove it, goddamnit! I'm going 2 go down 2 the bar, and have a couple drinks and I won't even acknowledge any other bitches at the bar even if they try 2 get at me. I'll be back later on. See how easy that wuz?

It happens all the fucking time becuz men are such goddamned dogs. We will fuck anything, we don't give a shit if she's ugly. I actually believe black guys prefer them ugly. At least the white ones, they do. Give a brother a white woman and he don't give a fuck how many chins the bitch has or how bad her breff stank or anything. Black dudes will get with a white bitch that white guys think iz another guy. They don't give a fuck. They just want 2 be able 2 tell Big Momma theys knocking boots with a cracker, iz all. It's like the negro dream 2 marry a white bitch. Maybe it has something 2 do with the fact that "Its a black thing, baby, U wouldn't understand!" duzn't work on sisters, I don't know.

2 BE CONTINUED AGAIN...

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DS

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Looking4ever

Nov 21 @ 4:16AM  
Damn, Dick.
dixxxbitch

Nov 21 @ 5:30AM  

Well now ya'll know what I deal with!!!!!
2 trust or not 2 trust that is the question?????????




Looking4ever

Nov 21 @ 5:33AM  
I figured the question would be to maim or not to maim.

You, my dear, have the heart of a saint and a madman on your hands.
DickSlippery

Nov 21 @ 5:36AM  
Madman?

I resemble that remark! Quit trying 2 seduce me in front of my wife. Have U no scruples, woman?

hehehe

DS

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