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posted 11/16/2007 11:08:53 PM |
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  DickSlippery

I think I need a hobby or something. I mean, I don't do much. I smoke a lot of pot. I jerk off a lot. Did I mention the pot? Yeah...I guess I did. See what I mean, though? My day iz pretty much wide open. I feel like I should fill it by doing something useful.

I'm getting tired of being a drag on society. I want 2 make a difference. Save the fucking pandas or something, I don't know. Like that actress bitch that made headlines by trying 2 save those fucking whales in Japan. Good 4 her, and now the world iz watching. Maybe that will be the beginning of change.

I envy her courage. Those dickheads were really trying 2 skewer her ass with these long ass implements of destruction, but she managed 2 fend them off. It wuz all 2 no avail, however, as the animals she wuz trying 2 save were all slaughtered, which iz just as well since had they survived the Rev. Jesse Jackson wuz all set 2 take credit 4 their rescue anyway. But seriously, at least she tried. That's more than the rest of us can say.

I want 2 help save the world, I just don't know how. Talk about frustrating, huh? It's kinda like being the only straight guy in a queer bar (not that that's ever happened 2 me...oh, goodness no!). Besides, all the good causes already have their spokespeople. The whales have the crazy actress bitch. Electric cars have Ed Begley, Jr. Global Warming has Al Gore and Erectile Dysfunction has Bob Dole (thank God he never got elected, huh? I mean, we don't want a President who'll bang the interns, but that sure beats having one who can't do it at all. What we are really looking 4 iz some sort of compromise. Maybe one who can fuck the interns, but just chooses not 2. Yeah...I know. I don't want Hillary Clinton 2 be President either, but what can U do? I suppose I could throw my support in another direction, but backing up a losing cause izn't really my idea of rousing good time. It kinda reminds me of having Erectile Dysfunction, now that U mention it.). Even abused Hollywood animals have Tippie Hedron or some fucking body.

I don't think my work with hookers counts. Sure, I'm helpful, but it's really duzn't add up 2 much more than being their fucking Shirpa, though. Not that that's a bad thing. Quite the opposite, in fact. It's a fun fucking job. I highly recommend it 4 anyone who enjoys sex, drugs and money. It'd probably help 2 be single. It tends 2 cause complications with the old lady.

I don't know, maybe I will just smoke another bowl and think about it some more. While I do that I'll be

Keeping U posted,

DS

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lori478

Nov 16 @ 11:25PM  
I saw that too Hayden Panitiere the water was red with blood........ I too admired her especially since other celebutants her age are famous for DWI's stints in rehab and just being fucked up beyond belief ..........great blog.......good thoughts nice to see them expressed

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