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posted 11/16/2007 11:04:33 PM |
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HERE IS A CONTINUATION FOR SUNSHINES GREAT COMEBACKS

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."


Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."


Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)


Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking"



Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"


Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."



Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."



Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."



Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"



Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"


Man:"What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
Woman:" What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?"


Man:" May I have the last dance?"
Woman:" You've just had it."


Man:" You look like a dream."
Woman:"Go back to sleep."

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mrknowuwell

Nov 17 @ 2:48AM  
man: i would love to see those legs wrapped around my waist
woman: you would never see that with my hands wrapped around your throat
borachone

Nov 17 @ 3:18AM  
*slips her a green thingie * Don't tell DeDE She's hoggin' 'em Too friggin' funny unfortunately I have used a few of those myself
Brokenarrow345

Nov 17 @ 8:04AM  
I think I've heard a few of these myself.
orzie

Nov 17 @ 6:11PM  
you can still buy something onehundred % made in america

mouse traps
hotbijenni

Dec 27 @ 11:19AM  
i love those! mind if i use a few of them?

kisses!

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