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RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO PART THREE

posted 11/16/2007 9:55:47 PM |
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PART THREE...AHHH, YES! AS IN PART THE THIRD...THE MARVELOUS CLIMAX OF THE TRILOGY...THE MISSING PIECE OF THE PUZZLE...READ ON DickSlippery FANS, READ ON...4 THIS AND ALL OTHER BLOGS ARE WRITTEN 4 U 2 ENJOY, IN THE COMFORT OF Ur OWN HOME, MOST LIKELY WEARING NOTHING BUT A SKIMPY T-SHIRT AND NO PANTIES (FUCK! I HATE IT WHEN I IMAGINE Pudge2you DRESSED LIKE THAT. THE IMAGE HAUNTS ME...

I wuz really bummed out about erasing my profile views earlier this week (I'm back up 2 like 300, BTW...fucking perverts). That iz, until somebody told me she had 16,000 fucking views or some shit like that when the same thing happened 2 her. Fucking bitch...

Speaking of beautiful women I would like 2 see naked, have u guys had a chance 2 check out whisperingcomet's profile? OMG...have U ever seen a woman who could look that fucking sexy? I'm not sure wtf she iz doing differently, but goddamn iz it working. I wonder if it has anything 2 do with her keeping all of her clothes on (pay no attention 2 that racket. It's just TastyCupcake doing the "I Told U So" dance...)?

So there I wuz, half way up this Tebetian mountain, lost somewhere in The Himalayas, with no compass, no food, no shelter and no hope of being rescued since the radio had been smashed and the rescue planes couldn't fly 2 that altitude. I could feel the cold eating in 2 my bones as I slipped closer and closer 2 the sweet release that death would soon bring. I wuz just about 2 lose consciousness when I remembered I wuzn't in the Himalayas at all. I wuz still sitting on my mom's couch, frying balls on some Four-Way Windowpane a buddy of mine had turned me on2. I've never even been 2 Tibet. Wow...U wanna talk about a motherfucker who wuz straight tripping, well there U go! (I know I stole that joke from Zoolander, but it makes me laugh, so fuck U if U don't like it...)

I just stumbled across THIS. OMG...I laughed my fucking ass off. U guys are fucking great. I can't believe canuhelpme258 went 2 all that trouble just 2 get a mention in my blog, when all he had 2 do wuz shoot me a picture of Sundance64's titties! What's that? U say U don't have one? Well, I have one up on E Bay right now that I could shoot U at near cost...being as we're almost family and all. Just let me know, dude...

Oh, and BTW JJN4Fun...U fucking bitch! Boy, U don't kiss and tell, baby, U fuck and BLAB! I can't believe U told everyone about my little man! Besides, didn't we agree 2 refer 2 him as Gaston? I don't understand how U can do this 2 me and still live with Urself. Don't U realize that now that I've gone black...I can never go back!

I know I picked up a lot of new friends this past week or so, including livingdeadgirl (love Ur tats, kid!), ChocolateMILF (anybody else have a sweet tooth?), winniebear (I fucking love this bitch's attitude!), primednready29 (Oh, I don't think U are quite ready 4 this, hon...), Swooshfest (OMG...iz it even legal 4 me 2 think this kinda shit about an 18yo bitch?), gingercruiser (OK...I gotta go on record as saying that that iz one cute ass...) and all of the others (far 2 many 2 mention them all) who added me recently. Don't worry...Ur turn will come soon enough. Thanks 4 the add!

Well, boys and girls (but mostly just the girls...), it looks like I am back from my hiatus. It's been awhile, I know, and 2 all those who don't know me I apologize. 2 those who missed me while I wuz gone, I remind U of when U were wishing I wuz back again. Well, it looks like Ur wish came true. I know...I know...but, who fucking knew? But, don't U really wish now that U had wished 4 something useful, instead of my dumb ass? Oh well...live and learn...

Keeping U posted,

DS

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NachoBaby

Nov 16 @ 10:10PM  
I thought I had something useful to add to this very important monologue.. but I was mistaken so instead I'm gonna give you a kudo in hopes that you keep on blogging I wanna see part ten when I wake up in the morning.
DeDe54

Nov 16 @ 10:29PM  
I keep reading in hopes he will mention me!! jk babe
jezzarae

Nov 17 @ 10:15AM  
Just thought I would let you know I have 23,462 profile views
DickSlippery

Nov 17 @ 3:43PM  
OMG...jezz, U are such a fucking bitch 4 that one. I'd probably even hold a grudge if I wuzn't trying 2 get U 2 let me fuck U in the ass, but I am so I guess I just have 2 let this go. It'll be hard, but really no harder than my cock usually is I manage 2 handle it every day so, WTF???

Kisses

DS
gingercruiser

Nov 17 @ 6:08PM  
Dang Jezz. I've had my account for 4 months was off for two of it.. and you go me beat..Im only @ 16,000 ( gonna go pervin to see what hers is all about.. lol j/k.
Thanks for the ass comment.

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