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RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO XVII Part One

posted 11/16/2007 6:29:07 PM |
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ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTE - THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS THAT THIS MEMBER HAS BEEN SOLICITING NUDE PHOTOS FROM OTHER MEMBERS. WE HERE AT AMD WANT 2 REITERATE THAT IT IZ AGAINST OUR POLICY 2 PROMOTE ANYTHING WHICH MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN OUT 2 BE FUN. WE ARE THEREFORE URGING ALL OF OUR MEMBERS 2 BOYCOTT MR. SLIPPERY AT ONCE. THIS MAN IZ A MENACE WHO MUST BE STOPPED AND WE NEED Ur HELP 2 ACCOMPLISH THAT GOAL. BEGIN BY IGNORING THIS AND ANY OTHER BLOGS WRITTEN BY THIS MISCREANT. THANK U IN ADVANCE 4 Ur COOPERATION. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HALIBURTON OIL.

I keep having this reoccurring dream where Buddy Hackett pours Aunt Jemima syrup all over my body, and then Murphy Brown and Stone Phillips get N2 an argument over who gets 2 lick it off of me. In the ensuing melee, Alan Thicke spirits me away just as the airplane crashes N2 the mountain (I don't really understand that part...) and then we move 2 Brazil and raise a family 2gether on an Amazon chicken farm. I can sing just like Desi Arnaz and Alan looks like Donna Reed. I have that dream like once every ten daze or so. Except that sometimes Murphy iz arguing with G. Gordon Liddy. On those nights I suffer from nocturnal discharge. Anyone have any idea what that means?

4 those of U who care (the rest of U can fuck off) the running 4 my 100th blog covergirl iz REALLY heating up with the surprise entry of both LadieDarkStarr[B] and [B]dixxxbitch (who has promised "all Ur little internet whores" a serious run 4 their money. (I don't know, but that sounds like a challenge 2 me...). BOOBALICIOUS and Looking4ever have promised 2 put up a fight, and no one iz counting jezzarae out just yet. Stay tuned 4 more on this story as it develops...

Congratulations go out 2 belle1010 and Sunshine79, both of whom should soon be holding their own little bundles of joy (a direct result of holding their significant other's little bundle of joy a couple months ago, BTW...). Let me know if U guys want 2 make some money. There iz a HUGE fetish market 4 pregnant bitches. Especially if U are lactating. BIG $$$. Get at me...

I heard through the grapevine that BOOBALICIOUS wuz spotted in the produce isle of her local Safeway doing what can only be described as "unnatural acts" with a wide variety of vegetables. Although I haven't actually had the chance 2 confirm or deny this report, I wuz able 2 finagle my way N2 being invited over 4 dinner. I'm really looking 4ward 2 it! I've heard she makes an unbelievable salad. I'm so jazzed I might just piddle all over myself...

It has come 2 my attention that there iz 2 be a gathering of some sort there in the Michigan area. As I have several people on my friends list who plan on attending this event, I think it would be a real shocker if I wuz 2 somehow show up. That's why I am pulling a card from back in my Grateful Dead daze and asking the good people of AMD 4 a Miracle Ticket. These women work hard, and they damned sure deserve a surprise such as this. Don't do it 4 me...do it 4 PrincessKissy. This iz a woman who iz about 2 marry a fucking Brit. Do U realize Brits don't eat pussy? We are talking here about a woman who loves having her pussy eaten, and she will soon be moving 2 a land where they lock U up in the tower 4 even thinking about it. We may be her last hope! (B4 U go getting all in a fucking tizzy, Argit01, just remember that U'd be speaking German right now if it hadn't been 4 us...) I'm just trying 2 help, after all...

I just found out that the surviving crew members of the USS Indianapolis spent four daze stranded in the ocean, surrounded by water but with no fresh water 2 drink. And U thought U were having a bad fucking day...

Like three nights ago I wuz awakened by a tap tap tapping on my bedroom window. I went and peered out the window, only 2 find SexyWytch floating in midair and looking kinda ghostlike in appearance. She wuz very pale as she floated there B4 me and I wondered as I looked at her perfect breasts whether or not she wuz cold. But then my gaze drifted up 2wards these eyes which seemed 2 burn with this intensity that just made me want 2 throw open the window and invite her N2 my arms and N2 my bed! I wuz about 2 do just that when I wuz startled by my wife asking me what I wuz doing just standing there like an idiot. I spun around, and by the time I had turned back 2 the window she wuz gone. If she wuz ever there at all...

I couldn't help but notice how fucking cute Gem526 really iz. I mean really, really iz. Not only that, but it turns out that she iz a really nice chick 2. What a rare, but pleasant, surprise...

I recently met a 22 year-old Russian chick who writes poetry and Iz looking 4 someone 2 write music with. Yeah...I fucking need this in my life. THANKS A LOT, GOD! BET Ur JUST LAUGHING Ur ASS OFF, HUH? Rat bastard...

B]END OF PART ONE. STICK AROUND AND MAYBE I WILL POST THE REST OF IT. WELL, Ur NOT GOING 2 GET ANYWHERE WITH THAT ATTITUDE, MISTER! FINE THEN...MAYBE I WON'T POST IT AT ALL! STOP MAKING ME CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER...[/B]

Keeping U posted

DS

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RUMORS, LIES AND INNUENDO XVII Part One