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posted 11/16/2007 5:55:09 PM |
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  Sunshinegal35

My company gave out 20lbs. frozen turkeys yesterday as a present to all full time associates.
This morning I was working at my desk when a gal from IT comes over and says, "Did I tell you my turkey story?" I said no, so she proceeds to tell me.
The turkeys came in a box, with a lid that didn't quite shut. She took the turkey out to the car, but was worried it might have started thawing.
She decided to take it down to the basement freezer as soon as she got home. On her way down to the freezer when the box slid in her arms, popping the lid of the box open. Next thing she knows, her 20lbs turkey is FLYING (no pun intended) down the stairs, banging each step on the way down. She's watching this in slow motion, powerless to stop it. Her husband is upstairs asleep on the couch.
So the turkey keeps falling down the steps, and at the bottom it rolled into the wall opposite and blew a HUGE chunk out of the drywall!!!!
It woke her husband up, and he came running down to the basement thinking SHE had fallen down the steps! He finds her about half way down, SCREAMING laughing.
Her husband looks down, sees the hole in the wall, and says, "That's THE most expensive free turkey we've ever gotten!"

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FUNGUY007

Nov 16 @ 6:27PM  
Am thinking who is the turkey?
Wordsofwit

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Nov 16 @ 7:34PM  
That is funny.

The best one I remember hearing involves pro football's Detroit Lions. Every Thanksgiving they play a football game. It had become a team tradition to play a practical joke on the rookies in the days before that game.

One year, the joke was taking blocks of ice and sculpting them into the shape of a turkey, then wrapping it with butcher paper. One of the rookie's wife invited her whole family over for Thanksgiving dinner and put the "turkey" in the sink the night before to thaw. When she got up, there was only soggy paper floating in water in the sink.

The stores were all closed so they didn't have any main course. She called the team fuming and the players chipped in to have a restaurant deliver a fully cooked bird.
HollyHummy

Nov 16 @ 8:02PM  
OMG....
luscious_bbwpa

Nov 16 @ 8:52PM  
Some 20 yrs ago we had a german shephard named Brindalynn and every Christmas Eve we would go to my Grandmothers for dinner, and opening up gifts we would stay 2-3 hrs usually. Well I brought in our 24 lb turkey from the back room, which was wrapped in a plastic bag, and then wrapped in two brown grocery bags also, and I placed it in the kitchen sink to thaw out a little before we got home from my grandmothers. Well my ex husband walked into the house first, turned around and met me at the back door, and said..."You don't want to come in here!", I replied, "Why Not?" What did she do this time?" Well I never thought that my dog would be able to reach into the kitchen sink and pull a 24 lb. frozen bird onto the floor and devour the whole dang thing, cept for a few turkey bones and a few chips of paper strewn all over my floor. What a mess she made. Well I was livid, (of course) Now we had no turkey for Christmas dinner, being it was 9pm on Christmas eve, So my ex, who was a cook at a restaurant in town, went down there and bought a turkey breast about 20 lbs or more, and it cost us well over $50 just for that breast. And the next day, the dog...OMG!!!!! Talk about Turkey farts and diaherra, she's lucky what she ate didn't serious cause her any harm, and make her deathly ill. That is my best turkey story to share with you all
StraddleMyNose

Nov 16 @ 9:38PM  
lol...at least she didn't fall with the turkey.
kandikisses4u

Dec 11 @ 8:28AM  
I have a similar story as Luscious bbwpa~~~only the dog, Wendy, was a 180lb St.Bernard. My Ma put a honey sliced ham (in the plastic wrapper) in the sink to thaw while we went to my Grandma's for Christmas brunch. When we go home not only was there torn plastic bag all over the kitchen floor and NO HAM left, but it had already made it thru her system and was EVERYWHERE! My Ma was crying and so mad, but the rest of us were laughing and gagging so hard that we made her laugh too. You just never think a dog can climb up on the sink and get a ham (or turkey) out of the sink but they sure can! My Ma had pix of the house and poor Wendy knowing she'd done something baaaaaad, but I don't know where they are any more. I do know it's one of the favorite Christmas stories we still tell! It's hard to tell a 180lb St.Bernard NO when they are hungry!

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