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WILL THE REAL DICKSLIPPERY PLEASE STAND UP? Part One

posted 11/16/2007 2:52:45 PM |
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I am often accused of being less than genuine when blogging. Well, thats becuz I'm full of shit, not becuz I'm trying 2 be dishonest or misrepresent who I am. C'mon, U guys...izn't fairly obvious that DickSlippery iz a fucking character? It would be if U actually knew mw, I can tell U that. But behind that character I'm still a real person, with real ups & downs (quit snickering and pay attention Looking4ever!) going on in my real life. Maybe I use my time here on AMD as a form of escapism, but if that's the case, so fucking what? Am I really hurting anyone with what I do (besides my wife...but that's a conversation 4 another time)? No...I don't believe so. But, I have made some friends in my time here...that iz true. And some of those friends are people that I not only would, but that I actually look 4ward 2 meeting in person someday. It iz my obligation 2 those few souls that is motivating the writing of this blog. U wanted a peek at the real me? Buckle up Ur seatbelt, motherfucker. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

I'm going 2 spend the next few minutes blowing off a little steam. I have some shit fucking with me right now, and I need 2 find some way 2 express it B4 it eats me alive, so please bear with me 4 a few minutes. Or don't...I really couldn't give a shit more, actually. If U stick around U may learn a little about me. If U don't care or have something better 2 do (I dunno...maybe U just picked up Love American Style: Season 2 on DVD or something...)I want U 2 feel free 2 stop reading right now. The rest of this blog will most likely be filled with three syllable words and other things U would just have trouble understanding anyway. Trust me. Just go 2 bed and 4get U know anything about what iz going on here. If the cops ask...we never spoke.

Now that I've cleared out all the riff-raff, we can get down 2 business. In case U haven't noticed, I'm in a pretty shitty mood. I have been ever since I logged on2 MySpace (fucking MySpace...I hate it...don't U guys hate MySpace?) earlier this evening and read a message from my youngest daughter (this would be the same daughter who, at the tender age of 15, decided I should become a grandfather, BTW...). Apparently, my ex has my daughter convinced that I have no right 2 see my baby granddaughter. She has no real reason 2 do this, other than 2 be a fucking bitch. Quite frankly I think she has done enough of that 4 one freaking lifetime.

Allow me 2 give U guys a little background on what's going on here. I've known this woman since she wuz 7 years old (she iz 36 now) as she wuz one of my best friend's little sister. When she wuz 13 I fell madly in love with her and announced my intentions 2 marry her 2 her entire family over the dinner table. Nevermind the fact that I wuz 18 and already involved with someone else. I figured still had five years 2 work out all the kinks.

Somehow or another I managed 2 get it done and two weeks after her 18th birthday we went out on our first date. By this time she already had two kids by two different guys, but that didn't matter. My feelings hadn't changed a bit. That date led 2 a seven year relationship, during which we decided 2 have another child. By decided I mean that we discussed the issue at length, then physically tried 2 become pregnant until she wuz. Check it out...U just don't find Urself having consensual sex when U aren't even particularly in the mood without some kind of mutual decision having been made. It's just not something that happens.

But don't get me wrong. This wuz a decision made out of love and I have never regretted making it. Not when her mother and I broke up and not now. That child wuz and iz one of the greatest things I have ever done. Maybe even the reason I wuz put here, I don't know. Be all that as it may, her mother and I did break up. Despite all of our history 2gether, and despite my genuinely being in love with her, we still broke up. Eventually I went on 2 find my wife and discover what life could be like. She just went on being fucking crazy.

2 BE CONTINUED - WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, THAT IZ...

Keeping U posted

DS

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str8ngr84u2

Nov 16 @ 3:40PM  
Waiting for the rest........
gingercruiser

Nov 16 @ 4:29PM  
Im hooked.. now waiting to here the rest.
gingercruiser

Nov 16 @ 4:32PM  
hmm typo.. *hear

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